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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    My pleasure, Nana. There's some good stuff on those back pages.

    Name ten things you should not say to an expectant father:

    1. Most babies don't sleep through the night for several months.
    2. I can't imagine how much college is going to cost by the time he/she is ready to go.
    3. If it's a girl, we sure hope she looks like her mother!
    4. You know, your wife will want some time off for herself every week.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    I love this thread!

    Name ten things you should not say to an expectant father:

    1. Most babies don't sleep through the night for several months.
    2. I can't imagine how much college is going to cost by the time he/she is ready to go.
    3. If it's a girl, we sure hope she looks like her mother!
    4. You know, your wife will want some time off for herself every week.
    5. Are you sure it's yours?
    The Bachelor/Bachelorette series is a soap opera with unskilled actors, bad writing, and beautiful locations...it even edits the real moon!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    I love this thread!

    Name ten things you should not say to an expectant father:

    1. Most babies don't sleep through the night for several months.
    2. I can't imagine how much college is going to cost by the time he/she is ready to go.
    3. If it's a girl, we sure hope she looks like her mother!
    4. You know, your wife will want some time off for herself every week.
    5. Are you sure it's yours? I love it too, VelvetRed!
    6. You don't know what you're in for, my friend! (as you chuckle evilly)

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    Name ten things you should not say to an expectant father:

    1. Most babies don't sleep through the night for several months.
    2. I can't imagine how much college is going to cost by the time he/she is ready to go.
    3. If it's a girl, we sure hope she looks like her mother!
    4. You know, your wife will want some time off for herself every week.
    5. Are you sure it's yours?
    6. You don't know what you're in for, my friend! (as you chuckle evilly)
    7. Time to trade in that sports car for a minivan.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name ten things you should not say to an expectant father:

    1. Most babies don't sleep through the night for several months.
    2. I can't imagine how much college is going to cost by the time he/she is ready to go.
    3. If it's a girl, we sure hope she looks like her mother!
    4. You know, your wife will want some time off for herself every week.
    5. Are you sure it's yours?
    6. You don't know what you're in for, my friend! (as you chuckle evilly)
    7. Time to trade in that sports car for a minivan.
    8. Might as well put away your nice shirts; babies spit up all the time.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name ten things you should not say to an expectant father:

    1. Most babies don't sleep through the night for several months.
    2. I can't imagine how much college is going to cost by the time he/she is ready to go.
    3. If it's a girl, we sure hope she looks like her mother!
    4. You know, your wife will want some time off for herself every week.
    5. Are you sure it's yours?
    6. You don't know what you're in for, my friend! (as you chuckle evilly)
    7. Time to trade in that sports car for a minivan.
    8. Might as well put away your nice shirts; babies spit up all the time.
    9. Your sex life is history.
    The Bachelor/Bachelorette series is a soap opera with unskilled actors, bad writing, and beautiful locations...it even edits the real moon!

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    Name ten things you should not say to an expectant father:

    1. Most babies don't sleep through the night for several months.
    2. I can't imagine how much college is going to cost by the time he/she is ready to go.
    3. If it's a girl, we sure hope she looks like her mother!
    4. You know, your wife will want some time off for herself every week.
    5. Are you sure it's yours?
    6. You don't know what you're in for, my friend! (as you chuckle evilly)
    7. Time to trade in that sports car for a minivan.
    8. Might as well put away your nice shirts; babies spit up all the time.
    9. Your sex life is history.
    10. I hope you don't intend to be in the delivery room.

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    Name ten rules of being a grandparent.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    I like this one, Columbia. I'm a Nana!

    Name ten rules of being a grandparent.
    1. always set a good example for the young ones

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Quote Originally Posted by nanaslbkp;3882604;
    I like this one, Columbia. I'm a Nana!

    Name ten rules of being a grandparent.
    1. always set a good example for the young ones

    Me, too, Nana.

    Name ten rules of being a grandparent:
    1. always set a good example for the young ones
    2. keep your mouth shut if your kids don't bring up their kids your way

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name ten rules of being a grandparent:
    1. always set a good example for the young ones
    2. keep your mouth shut if your kids don't bring up their kids your way
    3. share your life's wisdom and record the old stories and history
    The Bachelor/Bachelorette series is a soap opera with unskilled actors, bad writing, and beautiful locations...it even edits the real moon!

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