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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an expectant mother:

    1. Giving birth is the most painful thing you will ever experience.
    2. My word, sweetie! Just how much weight have you gained?
    3. You look like you've been puking all day.
    4. They don't sell maternity clothes in size ENORMOUS.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an expectant mother:

    1. Giving birth is the most painful thing you will ever experience.
    2. My word, sweetie! Just how much weight have you gained?
    3. You look like you've been puking all day.
    4. They don't sell maternity clothes in size ENORMOUS.
    5. Now your belly has caught up with your behind.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an expectant mother:

    1. Giving birth is the most painful thing you will ever experience.
    2. My word, sweetie! Just how much weight have you gained?
    3. You look like you've been puking all day.
    4. They don't sell maternity clothes in size ENORMOUS.
    5. Now your belly has caught up with your behind.

    6. Is this your first? With my first I was in labor for 39 hours...good luck!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an expectant mother:

    1. Giving birth is the most painful thing you will ever experience.
    2. My word, sweetie! Just how much weight have you gained?
    3. You look like you've been puking all day.
    4. They don't sell maternity clothes in size ENORMOUS.
    5. Now your belly has caught up with your behind.
    6. Is this your first? With my first I was in labor for 39 hours...good luck!
    7. You're using Dr. So-and-So? Yikes!!!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an expectant mother:

    1. Giving birth is the most painful thing you will ever experience.
    2. My word, sweetie! Just how much weight have you gained?
    3. You look like you've been puking all day.
    4. They don't sell maternity clothes in size ENORMOUS.
    5. Now your belly has caught up with your behind.
    6. Is this your first? With my first I was in labor for 39 hours...good luck!
    7. You're using Dr. So-and-So? Yikes!!!
    8. Say goodbye to the Three S's: sleep, sex and sanity!
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an expectant mother:

    1. Giving birth is the most painful thing you will ever experience.
    2. My word, sweetie! Just how much weight have you gained?
    3. You look like you've been puking all day.
    4. They don't sell maternity clothes in size ENORMOUS.
    5. Now your belly has caught up with your behind.
    6. Is this your first? With my first I was in labor for 39 hours...good luck!
    7. You're using Dr. So-and-So? Yikes!!!
    8. Say goodbye to the Three S's: sleep, sex and sanity!
    9. I hope the baby doesn't inherit your nose.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an expectant mother:

    1. Giving birth is the most painful thing you will ever experience.
    2. My word, sweetie! Just how much weight have you gained?
    3. You look like you've been puking all day.
    4. They don't sell maternity clothes in size ENORMOUS.
    5. Now your belly has caught up with your behind.
    6. Is this your first? With my first I was in labor for 39 hours...good luck!
    7. You're using Dr. So-and-So? Yikes!!!
    8. Say goodbye to the Three S's: sleep, sex and sanity!
    9. I hope the baby doesn't inherit your nose.
    10. You know who the father is, right?
    "...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    I'll start with a new one.


    Name ten things you should not say to an expectant father:
    1. Most babies don't sleep through the night for several months.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name ten things you should not say to an expectant father:
    1. Most babies don't sleep through the night for several months.
    2. I can't imagine how much college is going to cost by the time he/she is ready to go.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Baby's Breath!

    Thanks for reviving this thread, Columbia!

    Name ten things you should not say to an expectant father:
    1. Most babies don't sleep through the night for several months.
    2. I can't imagine how much college is going to cost by the time he/she is ready to go.
    3. If it's a girl, we sure hope she looks like her mother!

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