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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things a Girl Scout should not do in her attempt to sell Girl Scout cookies:
    1. Put them on Ebay
    2. lasso unwilling buyers
    3. offer a free puppy if you buy 5 boxes
    4. carefully open and re-seal the boxes to keep some snacks for yourself
    5. juggle and yodel at the same time to entice customers

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

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    Name 10 things a Girl Scout should not do in her attempt to sell Girl Scout cookies:
    1. Put them on Ebay
    2. lasso unwilling buyers
    3. offer a free puppy if you buy 5 boxes
    4. carefully open and re-seal the boxes to keep some snacks for yourself
    5. juggle and yodel at the same time to entice customers
    6. knock at door on the Keebler Elf tree
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things a Girl Scout should not do in her attempt to sell Girl Scout cookies:
    1. Put them on Ebay
    2. lasso unwilling buyers
    3. offer a free puppy if you buy 5 boxes
    4. carefully open and re-seal the boxes to keep some snacks for yourself
    5. juggle and yodel at the same time to entice customers
    6. knock at door on the Keebler Elf tree
    7. cry when she hears the words "no, thank you"

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    albeit belated, Kiz!

    Name 10 things a Girl Scout should not do in her attempt to sell Girl Scout cookies:
    1. Put them on Ebay
    2. lasso unwilling buyers
    3. offer a free puppy if you buy 5 boxes
    4. carefully open and re-seal the boxes to keep some snacks for yourself
    5. juggle and yodel at the same time to entice customers
    6. knock at door on the Keebler Elf tree
    7. cry when she hears the words "no, thank you"
    8. threaten them with a kick in the shins if they don't buy

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things a Girl Scout should not do in her attempt to sell Girl Scout cookies:
    1. Put them on Ebay
    2. lasso unwilling buyers
    3. offer a free puppy if you buy 5 boxes
    4. carefully open and re-seal the boxes to keep some snacks for yourself
    5. juggle and yodel at the same time to entice customers
    6. knock at door on the Keebler Elf tree
    7. cry when she hears the words "no, thank you"
    8. threaten them with a kick in the shins if they don't buy
    9. dial 911 and try to drum up some sales when the firefighters and paramedics arrive

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things a Girl Scout should not do in her attempt to sell Girl Scout cookies:
    1. Put them on Ebay
    2. lasso unwilling buyers
    3. offer a free puppy if you buy 5 boxes
    4. carefully open and re-seal the boxes to keep some snacks for yourself
    5. juggle and yodel at the same time to entice customers
    6. knock at door on the Keebler Elf tree
    7. cry when she hears the words "no, thank you"
    8. threaten them with a kick in the shins if they don't buy
    9. dial 911 and try to drum up some sales when the firefighters and paramedics arrive
    10. under-report the sales and claim that someone's dog ate them
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an expectant mother:

    1.
    "...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an expectant mother:

    1. Giving birth is the most painful thing you will ever experience.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an expectant mother:

    1. Giving birth is the most painful thing you will ever experience.
    2. My word, sweetie! Just how much weight have you gained?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to an expectant mother:

    1. Giving birth is the most painful thing you will ever experience.
    2. My word, sweetie! Just how much weight have you gained?
    3. You look like you've been puking all day.

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