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    Ten things not to do on a date.

    1. show up drunk
    2. Bring your other boyfriend/girlfriend along.
    3. Make unpleasant noises
    4. Comment about getting rid of a ring (power, neibelung, whatever)
    5. Make comments about "My precious-s-s"
    6. sneak out the bathroom window

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    Ten things not to do on a date.

    1. show up drunk
    2. Bring your other boyfriend/girlfriend along.
    3. Make unpleasant noises
    4. Comment about getting rid of a ring (power, neibelung, whatever)
    5. Make comments about "My precious-s-s"
    6. sneak out the bathroom window
    7. Spend the whole night talking about "Mother"

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    Ten things not to do on a date.

    1. show up drunk
    2. Bring your other boyfriend/girlfriend along.
    3. Make unpleasant noises
    4. Comment about getting rid of a ring (power, neibelung, whatever)
    5. Make comments about "My precious-s-s"
    6. sneak out the bathroom window
    7. Spend the whole night talking about "Mother"
    8. Talk about your days in the "Big House" aka jail and your best friend Bubba
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    Ten things not to do on a date.

    1. show up drunk
    2. Bring your other boyfriend/girlfriend along.
    3. Make unpleasant noises
    4. Comment about getting rid of a ring (power, neibelung, whatever)
    5. Make comments about "My precious-s-s"
    6. sneak out the bathroom window
    7. Spend the whole night talking about "Mother"
    8. Talk about your days in the "Big House" aka jail and your best friend Bubba
    9. Talk about your recent operation.

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    Ten things not to do on a date.

    1. show up drunk
    2. Bring your other boyfriend/girlfriend along.
    3. Make unpleasant noises
    4. Comment about getting rid of a ring (power, neibelung, whatever)
    5. Make comments about "My precious-s-s"
    6. sneak out the bathroom window
    7. Spend the whole night talking about "Mother"
    8. Talk about your days in the "Big House" aka jail and your best friend Bubba
    9. Talk about your recent operation.
    10. Talk about all of the "romantic escapades" you've had with your ex's.

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If Something is on Fire

    1. Make the fire worse.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If Something is on Fire

    1. Make the fire worse.
    2. Say "hey, did you know that you're on fire?"

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If Something is on Fire

    1. Make the fire worse.
    2. Say "hey, did you know that you're on fire?"
    3. Go get marshmallows.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If Something is on Fire

    1. Make the fire worse.
    2. Say "hey, did you know that you're on fire?"
    3. Go get marshmallows.
    4. Cheerily do a dance that consists of jumping over the fire.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If Something is on Fire

    1. Make the fire worse.
    2. Say "hey, did you know that you're on fire?"
    3. Go get marshmallows.
    4. Cheerily do a dance that consists of jumping over the fire.
    5. Blow on it.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If Something is on Fire

    1. Make the fire worse.
    2. Say "hey, did you know that you're on fire?"
    3. Go get marshmallows.
    4. Cheerily do a dance that consists of jumping over the fire.
    5. Blow on it.
    6. Say, "Ooh, I wonder if its really hot..." and stick your hand in it.
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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