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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to Wal-mart customer service when you're returning something:

    1. I got so many compliments on this dress when I wore it to my sister's party, my nephew's wedding, and the auxillary luncheon.
    2. I only wore this underwear one time.
    3. "Whaddaya mean, the bar code doesn't scan? Surely your system can handle items bought 5 years ago, and no, I don't have a receipt."
    4. I told my sister "no Wal-Mart crap", but does she listen? No!
    5. Could your line be any longer???
    6. I didn't get this here, but the other store won't let me return it.
    7. I bought it on sale. But I don't have my receipt so can I get full price back?
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to Wal-mart customer service when you're returning something:

    1. I got so many compliments on this dress when I wore it to my sister's party, my nephew's wedding, and the auxillary luncheon.
    2. I only wore this underwear one time.
    3. "Whaddaya mean, the bar code doesn't scan? Surely your system can handle items bought 5 years ago, and no, I don't have a receipt."
    4. I told my sister "no Wal-Mart crap", but does she listen? No!
    5. Could your line be any longer???
    6. I didn't get this here, but the other store won't let me return it.
    7. I bought it on sale. But I don't have my receipt so can I get full price back?
    8. I'm pretty upset. Let me speak with Sam Walton!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to Wal-mart customer service when you're returning something:

    1. I got so many compliments on this dress when I wore it to my sister's party, my nephew's wedding, and the auxillary luncheon.
    2. I only wore this underwear one time.
    3. "Whaddaya mean, the bar code doesn't scan? Surely your system can handle items bought 5 years ago, and no, I don't have a receipt."
    4. I told my sister "no Wal-Mart crap", but does she listen? No!
    5. Could your line be any longer???
    6. I didn't get this here, but the other store won't let me return it.
    7. I bought it on sale. But I don't have my receipt so can I get full price back?
    8. I'm pretty upset. Let me speak with Sam Walton!
    9. I just got evicted from my apartment. Is it okay if I live in the home furnishings section for awhile?
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to Wal-mart customer service when you're returning something:

    1. I got so many compliments on this dress when I wore it to my sister's party, my nephew's wedding, and the auxillary luncheon.
    2. I only wore this underwear one time.
    3. "Whaddaya mean, the bar code doesn't scan? Surely your system can handle items bought 5 years ago, and no, I don't have a receipt."
    4. I told my sister "no Wal-Mart crap", but does she listen? No!
    5. Could your line be any longer???
    6. I didn't get this here, but the other store won't let me return it.
    7. I bought it on sale. But I don't have my receipt so can I get full price back?
    8. I'm pretty upset. Let me speak with Sam Walton!
    9. I just got evicted from my apartment. Is it okay if I live in the home furnishings section for awhile?
    10. I like Kmart better.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't display as a yard decoration:
    1.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't display as a yard decoration:
    1. A shrine for Saddam Hussein.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't display as a yard decoration:
    1. A shrine for Saddam Hussein.
    2. Your collection of 100 pink flamingos

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't display as a yard decoration:
    1. A shrine for Saddam Hussein.
    2. Your collection of 100 pink flamingos
    3. an old toilet as a planter

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't display as a yard decoration:
    1. A shrine for Saddam Hussein.
    2. Your collection of 100 pink flamingos
    3. an old toilet as a planter
    4. A nude statue............of your spouse.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't display as a yard decoration:
    1. A shrine for Saddam Hussein.
    2. Your collection of 100 pink flamingos
    3. an old toilet as a planter
    4. A nude statue............of your spouse.
    5. dolls hanging from your trees
    The Bachelor/Bachelorette series is a soap opera with unskilled actors, bad writing, and beautiful locations...it even edits the real moon!

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