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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to the vacuum cleaner salesperson:
    1. You s**k
    2. You're full of wind.
    3. What do you mean "it doesn't clean up blood stains"?!?!?
    4. What idiot would pay this much money for a vacuum cleaner?
    5. Ok, here's my bowling ball...let's see just how good it is!
    6. "We'd never buy one, but we really need the demo in all the rooms. You can start right here."
    7. No solicitors allowed ... I'm calling the cops!!!
    8. Here's my credit card.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to the vacuum cleaner salesperson:
    1. You s**k
    2. You're full of wind.
    3. What do you mean "it doesn't clean up blood stains"?!?!?
    4. What idiot would pay this much money for a vacuum cleaner?
    5. Ok, here's my bowling ball...let's see just how good it is!
    6. "We'd never buy one, but we really need the demo in all the rooms. You can start right here."
    7. No solicitors allowed ... I'm calling the cops!!!
    8. Here's my credit card.
    9. I'm a fan of brooms.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to the vacuum cleaner salesperson:
    1. You s**k
    2. You're full of wind.
    3. What do you mean "it doesn't clean up blood stains"?!?!?
    4. What idiot would pay this much money for a vacuum cleaner?
    5. Ok, here's my bowling ball...let's see just how good it is!
    6. "We'd never buy one, but we really need the demo in all the rooms. You can start right here."
    7. No solicitors allowed ... I'm calling the cops!!!
    8. Here's my credit card.
    9. I'm a fan of brooms.
    10. "Can you leave it here for a week so I can try it out?"
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to Wal-mart customer service when you're returning something:
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to Wal-mart customer service when you're returning something:

    1. I got so many compliments on this dress when I wore it to my sister's party, my nephew's wedding, and the auxillary luncheon.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to Wal-mart customer service when you're returning something:

    1. I got so many compliments on this dress when I wore it to my sister's party, my nephew's wedding, and the auxillary luncheon.
    2. I only wore this underwear one time.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to Wal-mart customer service when you're returning something:

    1. I got so many compliments on this dress when I wore it to my sister's party, my nephew's wedding, and the auxillary luncheon.
    2. I only wore this underwear one time.
    3. "Whaddaya mean, the bar code doesn't scan? Surely your system can handle items bought 5 years ago, and no, I don't have a receipt."
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to Wal-mart customer service when you're returning something:

    1. I got so many compliments on this dress when I wore it to my sister's party, my nephew's wedding, and the auxillary luncheon.
    2. I only wore this underwear one time.
    3. "Whaddaya mean, the bar code doesn't scan? Surely your system can handle items bought 5 years ago, and no, I don't have a receipt."
    4. I told my sister "no Wal-Mart crap", but does she listen? No!
    "...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to Wal-mart customer service when you're returning something:

    1. I got so many compliments on this dress when I wore it to my sister's party, my nephew's wedding, and the auxillary luncheon.
    2. I only wore this underwear one time.
    3. "Whaddaya mean, the bar code doesn't scan? Surely your system can handle items bought 5 years ago, and no, I don't have a receipt."
    4. I told my sister "no Wal-Mart crap", but does she listen? No!
    5. Could your line be any longer???

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to Wal-mart customer service when you're returning something:

    1. I got so many compliments on this dress when I wore it to my sister's party, my nephew's wedding, and the auxillary luncheon.
    2. I only wore this underwear one time.
    3. "Whaddaya mean, the bar code doesn't scan? Surely your system can handle items bought 5 years ago, and no, I don't have a receipt."
    4. I told my sister "no Wal-Mart crap", but does she listen? No!
    5. Could your line be any longer???
    6. I didn't get this here, but the other store won't let me return it.
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