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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say at the table during Christmas dinner:
    1. "Grandma got run over by a reindeer."
    2. "Didn't we have this same slop last year?"
    3. "I'm adopted, right?"
    4. "I just love Mom's stuffing, but it sure gives me the runs!"
    5. "Grandpa, your hairpiece looks awesome."
    6. "I can make MUCH better dressing than this."
    7. "Is that a hair in the gravy?"
    8. "Where are the Latkes?"
    9. "Will you please excuse hubby & me for a few moments? I'm ovulating."

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say at the table during Christmas dinner:
    1. "Grandma got run over by a reindeer."
    2. "Didn't we have this same slop last year?"
    3. "I'm adopted, right?"
    4. "I just love Mom's stuffing, but it sure gives me the runs!"
    5. "Grandpa, your hairpiece looks awesome."
    6. "I can make MUCH better dressing than this."
    7. "Is that a hair in the gravy?"
    8. "Where are the Latkes?"
    9. "Will you please excuse hubby & me for a few moments? I'm ovulating."
    10. "This lovely silver is going to me & my wife, right Grammy dear?"
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to the vacuum cleaner salesperson:
    1.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to the vacuum cleaner salesperson:
    1. You s**k
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to the vacuum cleaner salesperson:
    1. You s**k
    2. You're full of wind.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to the vacuum cleaner salesperson:
    1. You s**k
    2. You're full of wind.
    3. What do you mean "it doesn't clean up blood stains"?!?!?
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to the vacuum cleaner salesperson:
    1. You s**k
    2. You're full of wind.
    3. What do you mean "it doesn't clean up blood stains"?!?!?
    4. What idiot would pay this much money for a vacuum cleaner?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to the vacuum cleaner salesperson:
    1. You s**k
    2. You're full of wind.
    3. What do you mean "it doesn't clean up blood stains"?!?!?
    4. What idiot would pay this much money for a vacuum cleaner?
    5. Ok, here's my bowling ball...let's see just how good it is!
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to the vacuum cleaner salesperson:
    1. You s**k
    2. You're full of wind.
    3. What do you mean "it doesn't clean up blood stains"?!?!?
    4. What idiot would pay this much money for a vacuum cleaner?
    5. Ok, here's my bowling ball...let's see just how good it is!
    6. "We'd never buy one, but we really need the demo in all the rooms. You can start right here."
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to the vacuum cleaner salesperson:
    1. You s**k
    2. You're full of wind.
    3. What do you mean "it doesn't clean up blood stains"?!?!?
    4. What idiot would pay this much money for a vacuum cleaner?
    5. Ok, here's my bowling ball...let's see just how good it is!
    6. "We'd never buy one, but we really need the demo in all the rooms. You can start right here."
    7. No solicitors allowed ... I'm calling the cops!!!

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