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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 dishes you probably shouldn't bring to the church's potluck dinner:
    1. beef tongue tacos
    2. menudo
    3. devils food cake
    4. pot brownies
    5. oysters
    6. tripe
    7. venison (out of season)
    8. the head of a pig with an apple in its mouth
    9. leftovers
    10.sex in a pan

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say at the table during Christmas dinner:

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say at the table during Christmas dinner:
    1. "Grandma got run over by a reindeer."

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say at the table during Christmas dinner:
    1. "Grandma got run over by a reindeer."
    2. "Didn't we have this same slop last year?"
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say at the table during Christmas dinner:
    1. "Grandma got run over by a reindeer."
    2. "Didn't we have this same slop last year?"
    3. "I'm adopted, right?"
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say at the table during Christmas dinner:
    1. "Grandma got run over by a reindeer."
    2. "Didn't we have this same slop last year?"
    3. "I'm adopted, right?"
    4. "I just love Mom's stuffing, but it sure gives me the runs!"
    The human spirit needs places where nature has not been rearranged by the hand of man.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say at the table during Christmas dinner:
    1. "Grandma got run over by a reindeer."
    2. "Didn't we have this same slop last year?"
    3. "I'm adopted, right?"
    4. "I just love Mom's stuffing, but it sure gives me the runs!"
    5. "Grandpa, your hairpiece looks awesome."

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say at the table during Christmas dinner:
    1. "Grandma got run over by a reindeer."
    2. "Didn't we have this same slop last year?"
    3. "I'm adopted, right?"
    4. "I just love Mom's stuffing, but it sure gives me the runs!"
    5. "Grandpa, your hairpiece looks awesome."
    6. "I can make MUCH better dressing than this."
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say at the table during Christmas dinner:
    1. "Grandma got run over by a reindeer."
    2. "Didn't we have this same slop last year?"
    3. "I'm adopted, right?"
    4. "I just love Mom's stuffing, but it sure gives me the runs!"
    5. "Grandpa, your hairpiece looks awesome."
    6. "I can make MUCH better dressing than this."
    7. "Is that a hair in the gravy?"

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say at the table during Christmas dinner:
    1. "Grandma got run over by a reindeer."
    2. "Didn't we have this same slop last year?"
    3. "I'm adopted, right?"
    4. "I just love Mom's stuffing, but it sure gives me the runs!"
    5. "Grandpa, your hairpiece looks awesome."
    6. "I can make MUCH better dressing than this."
    7. "Is that a hair in the gravy?"
    8. "Where are the Latkes?"
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