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    Ten things you shouldn't do in church.

    1. Start a fire.
    2. Scream "You go big guy"
    3.Wear A Devil Costume
    4. Let your baby scream while others are trying to hear.
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    Ten things you shouldn't do in church.

    1. Start a fire.
    2. Scream "You go big guy"
    3.Wear A Devil Costume
    4. Let your baby scream while others are trying to hear.
    5. Curse very loudly and say offensive things at the same tone/volume.

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    Ten things you shouldn't do in church.

    1. Start a fire.
    2. Scream "You go big guy"
    3.Wear A Devil Costume
    4. Let your baby scream while others are trying to hear.
    5. Curse very loudly and say offensive things at the same tone/volume
    6. Turn to your neighbor and say "You know, this God stuff is all well and good, but personally- I'm rooting for the other guy. I just don't look good in white."

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    Ten things you shouldn't do in church.

    1. Start a fire.
    2. Scream "You go big guy"
    3.Wear A Devil Costume
    4. Let your baby scream while others are trying to hear.
    5. Curse very loudly and say offensive things at the same tone/volume
    6. Turn to your neighbor and say "You know, this God stuff is all well and good, but personally- I'm rooting for the other guy. I just don't look good in white."
    7. Make change out of the offering plate when all you have is a large bill.
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    Ten things you shouldn't do in church.

    1. Start a fire.
    2. Scream "You go big guy"
    3.Wear A Devil Costume
    4. Let your baby scream while others are trying to hear.
    5. Curse very loudly and say offensive things at the same tone/volume
    6. Turn to your neighbor and say "You know, this God stuff is all well and good, but personally- I'm rooting for the other guy. I just don't look good in white."
    7. Make change out of the offering plate when all you have is a large bill.
    8. Stand up in the middle of th sermon and start screaming "You are So wrong, I don't know where to start! You are all just Wrong!"

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    Ten things you shouldn't do in church.

    1. Start a fire.
    2. Scream "You go big guy"
    3.Wear A Devil Costume
    4. Let your baby scream while others are trying to hear.
    5. Curse very loudly and say offensive things at the same tone/volume
    6. Turn to your neighbor and say "You know, this God stuff is all well and good, but personally- I'm rooting for the other guy. I just don't look good in white."
    7. Make change out of the offering plate when all you have is a large bill.
    8. Stand up in the middle of th sermon and start screaming "You are So wrong, I don't know where to start! You are all just Wrong!"
    9. Set someone on fire.

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    Ten things you shouldn't do in church.

    1. Start a fire.
    2. Scream "You go big guy"
    3.Wear A Devil Costume
    4. Let your baby scream while others are trying to hear.
    5. Curse very loudly and say offensive things at the same tone/volume
    6. Turn to your neighbor and say "You know, this God stuff is all well and good, but personally- I'm rooting for the other guy. I just don't look good in white."
    7. Make change out of the offering plate when all you have is a large bill.
    8. Stand up in the middle of th sermon and start screaming "You are So wrong, I don't know where to start! You are all just Wrong!"
    9. Set someone on fire.
    10. make out

    Ten things not to do on a date.

    1. show up drunk

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    Ten things not to do on a date.

    1. show up drunk
    2. Bring your other boyfriend/girlfriend along.

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    Ten things not to do on a date.

    1. show up drunk
    2. Bring your other boyfriend/girlfriend along.
    3. Make unpleasant noises

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    Ten things not to do on a date.

    1. show up drunk
    2. Bring your other boyfriend/girlfriend along.
    3. Make unpleasant noises
    4. Comment about getting rid of a ring (power, neibelung, whatever)
    5. Make comments about "My precious-s-s"
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