Name 10 things you shouldn't do while in church:
1. paint your toenails during the sermon
Name 10 things you shouldn't do while in church:
1. paint your toenails during the sermon
"...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."
Name 10 things you shouldn't do while in church:
1. paint your toenails during the sermon
2. test your new paper airplane design
Count your blessings!
Name 10 things you shouldn't do while in church:
1. paint your toenails during the sermon
2. test your new paper airplane design
3. balance your checkbook
Name 10 things you shouldn't do while in church:
1. paint your toenails during the sermon
2. test your new paper airplane design
3. balance your checkbook
4. duck into the confessional for a quick smoke
"...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."
Name 10 things you shouldn't do while in church:
1. paint your toenails during the sermon
2. test your new paper airplane design
3. balance your checkbook
4. duck into the confessional for a quick smoke
5. Pass your own collection basket
Name 10 things you shouldn't do while in church:
1. paint your toenails during the sermon
2. test your new paper airplane design
3. balance your checkbook
4. duck into the confessional for a quick smoke
5. Pass your own collection basket
6. call your realtor
Name 10 things you shouldn't do while in church:
1. paint your toenails during the sermon
2. test your new paper airplane design
3. balance your checkbook
4. duck into the confessional for a quick smoke
5. Pass your own collection basket
6. call your realtor
7. use holy water to refill your spray bottle fan
"...Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder..."
Name 10 things you shouldn't do while in church:
1. paint your toenails during the sermon
2. test your new paper airplane design
3. balance your checkbook
4. duck into the confessional for a quick smoke
5. Pass your own collection basket
6. call your realtor
7. use holy water to refill your spray bottle fan
8. The Wave
Name 10 things you shouldn't do while in church:
1. paint your toenails during the sermon
2. test your new paper airplane design
3. balance your checkbook
4. duck into the confessional for a quick smoke
5. Pass your own collection basket
6. call your realtor
7. use holy water to refill your spray bottle fan
8. The Wave
9. put communion wafers in a doggie bag
Name 10 things you shouldn't do while in church:
1. paint your toenails during the sermon
2. test your new paper airplane design
3. balance your checkbook
4. duck into the confessional for a quick smoke
5. Pass your own collection basket
6. call your realtor
7. use holy water to refill your spray bottle fan
8. The Wave
9. put communion wafers in a doggie bag
10. bring out your flask of tequila and pass it around
You are all so funny!![]()
The Bachelor/Bachelorette series is a soap opera with unskilled actors, bad writing, and beautiful locations...it even edits the real moon!