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    10 Things you shouldn't say/ask when you look at someone's picture of their baby:

    1. Did you take this picture at the zoo?
    2. Are you sure it's yours? It looks like the guy we saw her with a few months ago.
    3. Beauty isn't everything.
    4. How long do you think it will be before her skins turns a normal color?
    5. They shouldn't have used the prongs to pull him out when the head is so soft.
    6. I bet that when she grows up she will have a "really nice personality".
    7. Maybe he'll be the poetic type.
    8. You know in India they still pre-arrange marriages right from birth. Maybe there is something to that
    9. Don't worry, he'll grow into his head
    10. Now we know why close relatives should not mate.

    10 Things You Shouldn't so when you get a present that you don't like.

    1. Put a different name tag on the gift with the giver still there.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't so when you get a present that you don't like.

    1. Put a different name tag on the gift with the giver still there
    2. Say why would someone give me this

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    10 Things You Shouldn't so when you get a present that you don't like.

    1. Put a different name tag on the gift with the giver still there
    2. Say why would someone give me this
    3. Say, "my uncle got the same thing and hated it too".

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    10 Things You Shouldn't so when you get a present that you don't like.

    1. Put a different name tag on the gift with the giver still there
    2. Say why would someone give me this
    3. Say, "my uncle got the same thing and hated it too"
    4. Say "OK, where is the hidden camera, is this for 'Candid Camera', or 'Punked' or J'amie Kennedy'?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddio
    So sorry Finallyhere. Totally unintentional. Sometimes it happens when two people are posting at once and the thread is moving quickly. You answer was fine and very funny.

    Thanks. I figured thats what happenned. Iwas just busting chops
    Some people are like slinkies, they're useless until you push them down the stairs.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't so when you get a present that you don't like.

    1. Put a different name tag on the gift with the giver still there
    2. Say why would someone give me this
    3. Say, "my uncle got the same thing and hated it too"
    4. Say "OK, where is the hidden camera, is this for 'Candid Camera', or 'Punked' or J'amie Kennedy'?"
    5. Immediately ask the giver if thay have the gift receipt.
    Some people are like slinkies, they're useless until you push them down the stairs.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't so when you get a present that you don't like.

    1. Put a different name tag on the gift with the giver still there
    2. Say why would someone give me this
    3. Say, "my uncle got the same thing and hated it too"
    4. Say "OK, where is the hidden camera, is this for 'Candid Camera', or 'Punked' or J'amie Kennedy'?"
    5. Immediately ask the giver if thay have the gift receipt.
    6. Ask, "was this on the clearance rack?"

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    10 Things You Shouldn't so when you get a present that you don't like.

    1. Put a different name tag on the gift with the giver still there
    2. Say why would someone give me this
    3. Say, "my uncle got the same thing and hated it too"
    4. Say "OK, where is the hidden camera, is this for 'Candid Camera', or 'Punked' or J'amie Kennedy'?"
    5. Immediately ask the giver if thay have the gift receipt.
    6. Ask, "was this on the clearance rack?
    7. Tell your SO to put it in the yard sale box

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    10 Things You Shouldn't so when you get a present that you don't like.

    1. Put a different name tag on the gift with the giver still there
    2. Say why would someone give me this
    3. Say, "my uncle got the same thing and hated it too"
    4. Say "OK, where is the hidden camera, is this for 'Candid Camera', or 'Punked' or J'amie Kennedy'?"
    5. Immediately ask the giver if thay have the gift receipt.
    6. Ask, "was this on the clearance rack?
    7. Tell your SO to put it in the yard sale box
    8. Say, "now I have a matching set. I got the other one the last time I filled the car with gas".

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    10 Things You Shouldn't so when you get a present that you don't like.

    1. Put a different name tag on the gift with the giver still there
    2. Say why would someone give me this
    3. Say, "my uncle got the same thing and hated it too"
    4. Say "OK, where is the hidden camera, is this for 'Candid Camera', or 'Punked' or J'amie Kennedy'?"
    5. Immediately ask the giver if thay have the gift receipt.
    6. Ask, "was this on the clearance rack?
    7. Tell your SO to put it in the yard sale box
    8. Say, "now I have a matching set. I got the other one the last time I filled the car with gas".
    9. Say "Wow, uh...um...this is...uh...great...I didnt know they still made these"

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