10 Things you shouldn't say/ask when you look at someone's picture of their baby:
1. Did you take this picture at the zoo?
2. Are you sure it's yours? It looks like the guy we saw her with a few months ago.
3. Beauty isn't everything.
4. How long do you think it will be before her skins turns a normal color?
5. They shouldn't have used the prongs to pull him out when the head is so soft.
6. I bet that when she grows up she will have a "really nice personality".
7. Maybe he'll be the poetic type.
8. You know in India they still pre-arrange marriages right from birth. Maybe there is something to that
9. Don't worry, he'll grow into his head
10. Now we know why close relatives should not mate.
10 Things You Shouldn't so when you get a present that you don't like.
1. Put a different name tag on the gift with the giver still there.