Name 10 things you should not do or say while in line at the post office:
1. I've got a bomb
2. Do you think I should poke a few holes in the package so it can breathe?
3. brush your teeth
4. Prank call a friend and tell her the guy she's dating is pictured in the wanted poster you are looking at.
5. Question the legality of what you are sending.
6. try to give yourself a pedicure
7. "Everybody out of the way! I'm in a hurry!"
8. "His box is vibrating!
9. Multi-task by eating your lunch while waiting for the next available window
10. wash your hair
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