Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do In An Elevator
2. Push ALL the buttons
6. Jump up and down
7. Act like you are the elevator operator and announce every floor - "third floor, ladies undergarments, camping equipment and fine china....."
8. Hit the button for every single floor (especially bad in a large NYC building).
9. Take a sponge bath.
10. Stand in the back, facing the corner and say, "The voices are telling me to get rid of all of you!"
Name 10 things you should not do or say while in line at the post office: