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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 requests you shouldn't make at a restaurant:
    1. "I'd like a rubber band sandwich and make it snappy".....I actually heard someone say this to a waitress.
    2. Last year a bunch of us went to an upscale Italian restaurant and our friend's daughter requested a grilled cheese sandwich. The manager came over and suggested we go to Olive Garden. So, I guess grilled cheese sandwiches at fancy places.
    That's terrible Romantic!
    3. (From an adult) Can I order off the kid's menu for myself?
    4. Can I have a free birthday dessert even though it's not my birthday?
    5. Can I use my friend's id to order drinks?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 requests you shouldn't make at a restaurant:
    1. "I'd like a rubber band sandwich and make it snappy".....I actually heard someone say this to a waitress.
    2. Last year a bunch of us went to an upscale Italian restaurant and our friend's daughter requested a grilled cheese sandwich. The manager came over and suggested we go to Olive Garden. So, I guess grilled cheese sandwiches at fancy places.
    That's terrible Romantic!
    3. (From an adult) Can I order off the kid's menu for myself?
    4. Can I have a free birthday dessert even though it's not my birthday?
    5. Can I use my friend's id to order drinks?
    6. Can I smoke in the non-smoking section?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 requests you shouldn't make at a restaurant:
    1. "I'd like a rubber band sandwich and make it snappy".....I actually heard someone say this to a waitress.
    2. Last year a bunch of us went to an upscale Italian restaurant and our friend's daughter requested a grilled cheese sandwich. The manager came over and suggested we go to Olive Garden. So, I guess grilled cheese sandwiches at fancy places.
    That's terrible Romantic!
    3. (From an adult) Can I order off the kid's menu for myself?
    4. Can I have a free birthday dessert even though it's not my birthday?
    5. Can I use my friend's id to order drinks?
    6. Can I smoke in the non-smoking section?
    7. Can I have a Blue Dolphin on the rocks? (aka- ice water)
    Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens. J.R.R. Tolkien

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 requests you shouldn't make at a restaurant:
    1. "I'd like a rubber band sandwich and make it snappy".....I actually heard someone say this to a waitress.
    2. Last year a bunch of us went to an upscale Italian restaurant and our friend's daughter requested a grilled cheese sandwich. The manager came over and suggested we go to Olive Garden. So, I guess grilled cheese sandwiches at fancy places.
    That's terrible Romantic!
    3. (From an adult) Can I order off the kid's menu for myself?
    4. Can I have a free birthday dessert even though it's not my birthday?
    5. Can I use my friend's id to order drinks?
    6. Can I smoke in the non-smoking section?
    7. Can I have a Blue Dolphin on the rocks? (aka- ice water)
    8. Can I leave this big mess and NO tip? (I've been a waitress for many years and this is sooo annoying!)

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 requests you shouldn't make at a restaurant:
    1. "I'd like a rubber band sandwich and make it snappy".....I actually heard someone say this to a waitress.
    2. Last year a bunch of us went to an upscale Italian restaurant and our friend's daughter requested a grilled cheese sandwich. The manager came over and suggested we go to Olive Garden. So, I guess grilled cheese sandwiches at fancy places.
    That's terrible Romantic!
    3. (From an adult) Can I order off the kid's menu for myself?
    4. Can I have a free birthday dessert even though it's not my birthday?
    5. Can I use my friend's id to order drinks?
    6. Can I smoke in the non-smoking section?
    7. Can I have a Blue Dolphin on the rocks? (aka- ice water)
    8. Can I leave this big mess and NO tip? (I've been a waitress for many years and this is sooo annoying!)
    9. Will you fix something for me that's not on the menu?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 requests you shouldn't make at a restaurant:
    1. "I'd like a rubber band sandwich and make it snappy".....I actually heard someone say this to a waitress.
    2. Last year a bunch of us went to an upscale Italian restaurant and our friend's daughter requested a grilled cheese sandwich. The manager came over and suggested we go to Olive Garden. So, I guess grilled cheese sandwiches at fancy places.
    That's terrible Romantic!
    3. (From an adult) Can I order off the kid's menu for myself?
    4. Can I have a free birthday dessert even though it's not my birthday?
    5. Can I use my friend's id to order drinks?
    6. Can I smoke in the non-smoking section?
    7. Can I have a Blue Dolphin on the rocks? (aka- ice water)
    8. Can I leave this big mess and NO tip? (I've been a waitress for many years and this is sooo annoying!)
    9. Will you fix something for me that's not on the menu?
    10. Hey I brought my own food, and I'd like for you to cook it.

    next category, anyone?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should never say to your mother-in-law.
    1.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should never say to your mother-in-law.
    1. Wow, you should try a girtle.
    Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens. J.R.R. Tolkien

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should never say to your mother-in-law.
    1. Wow, you should try a girtle.
    2. You should see the new sex toys we just bought!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should never say to your mother-in-law.
    1. Wow, you should try a girtle.
    2. You should see the new sex toys we just bought!
    3. I wish your son could grow a moustache as well as you!
    Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens. J.R.R. Tolkien

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