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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell to the person who's writing your biography:
    1. Your Social Security Number
    2. Where the body is hidden...
    3. Illegal activity you can still be prosecuted for
    4. It's probably not a good idea for me to name names
    5. I've never actually done anything worth mentioning.
    6. I don't want you mentioning my second, fifth or sixth husbands. Let's pretend they didn't happen.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell to the person who's writing your biography:
    1. Your Social Security Number
    2. Where the body is hidden...
    3. Illegal activity you can still be prosecuted for
    4. It's probably not a good idea for me to name names
    5. I've never actually done anything worth mentioning.
    6. I don't want you mentioning my second, fifth or sixth husbands. Let's pretend they didn't happen.
    7. What you really think about some of your family members.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell to the person who's writing your biography:
    1. Your Social Security Number
    2. Where the body is hidden...
    3. Illegal activity you can still be prosecuted for
    4. It's probably not a good idea for me to name names
    5. I've never actually done anything worth mentioning.
    6. I don't want you mentioning my second, fifth or sixth husbands. Let's pretend they didn't happen.
    7. What you really think about some of your family members.
    8. "Oh, just make some stuff up"
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell to the person who's writing your biography:
    1. Your Social Security Number
    2. Where the body is hidden...
    3. Illegal activity you can still be prosecuted for
    4. It's probably not a good idea for me to name names
    5. I've never actually done anything worth mentioning.
    6. I don't want you mentioning my second, fifth or sixth husbands. Let's pretend they didn't happen.
    7. What you really think about some of your family members.
    8. "Oh, just make some stuff up"
    9. "Just between you and me..."
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell to the person who's writing your biography:
    1. Your Social Security Number
    2. Where the body is hidden...
    3. Illegal activity you can still be prosecuted for
    4. It's probably not a good idea for me to name names
    5. I've never actually done anything worth mentioning.
    6. I don't want you mentioning my second, fifth or sixth husbands. Let's pretend they didn't happen.
    7. What you really think about some of your family members.
    8. "Oh, just make some stuff up"
    9. "Just between you and me..."
    10. "The last biography you wrote bored me to tears."

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 requests you shouldn't make at a restaurant:
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 requests you shouldn't make at a restaurant:
    1. "I'd like a rubber band sandwich and make it snappy".....I actually heard someone say this to a waitress.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 requests you shouldn't make at a restaurant:
    1. "I'd like a rubber band sandwich and make it snappy".....I actually heard someone say this to a waitress.
    2. Last year a bunch of us went to an upscale Italian restaurant and our friend's daughter requested a grilled cheese sandwich. The manager came over and suggested we go to Olive Garden. So, I guess grilled cheese sandwiches at fancy places.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 requests you shouldn't make at a restaurant:
    1. "I'd like a rubber band sandwich and make it snappy".....I actually heard someone say this to a waitress.
    2. Last year a bunch of us went to an upscale Italian restaurant and our friend's daughter requested a grilled cheese sandwich. The manager came over and suggested we go to Olive Garden. So, I guess grilled cheese sandwiches at fancy places.
    That's terrible Romantic!
    3. (From an adult) Can I order off the kid's menu for myself?
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 requests you shouldn't make at a restaurant:
    1. "I'd like a rubber band sandwich and make it snappy".....I actually heard someone say this to a waitress.
    2. Last year a bunch of us went to an upscale Italian restaurant and our friend's daughter requested a grilled cheese sandwich. The manager came over and suggested we go to Olive Garden. So, I guess grilled cheese sandwiches at fancy places.
    That's terrible Romantic!
    3. (From an adult) Can I order off the kid's menu for myself?
    4. Can I have a free birthday dessert even though it's not my birthday?

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