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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say To A New Neighbor
    1. When we have our NRA meeting here, we tend to get a little rowdy.
    2. Hey, I know a great plastic surgeon. I'll have to give you his number.
    3. Don't worry, you'll get used to the sirens and strobe lights after you've lived here awhile.
    4. You don't have an alarm system or a big dog do you?
    5. Are you a swinger?
    6. There's a ghost in your house.
    7. I knew this house would sell as soon as they took down the crime scene tape.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say To A New Neighbor
    1. When we have our NRA meeting here, we tend to get a little rowdy.
    2. Hey, I know a great plastic surgeon. I'll have to give you his number.
    3. Don't worry, you'll get used to the sirens and strobe lights after you've lived here awhile.
    4. You don't have an alarm system or a big dog do you?
    5. Are you a swinger?
    6. There's a ghost in your house.
    7. I knew this house would sell as soon as they took down the crime scene tape.
    8. We only have loud parties every other night.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say To A New Neighbor
    1. When we have our NRA meeting here, we tend to get a little rowdy.
    2. Hey, I know a great plastic surgeon. I'll have to give you his number.
    3. Don't worry, you'll get used to the sirens and strobe lights after you've lived here awhile.
    4. You don't have an alarm system or a big dog do you?
    5. Are you a swinger?
    6. There's a ghost in your house.
    7. I knew this house would sell as soon as they took down the crime scene tape.

    Bunny!

    8. We only have loud parties every other night.
    9. And the neighbors on the other side have their parties on our "off" nights. It works out quite well.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say To A New Neighbor
    1. When we have our NRA meeting here, we tend to get a little rowdy.
    2. Hey, I know a great plastic surgeon. I'll have to give you his number.
    3. Don't worry, you'll get used to the sirens and strobe lights after you've lived here awhile.
    4. You don't have an alarm system or a big dog do you?
    5. Are you a swinger?
    6. There's a ghost in your house.
    7. I knew this house would sell as soon as they took down the crime scene tape.

    Bunny!

    8. We only have loud parties every other night.
    9. And the neighbors on the other side have their parties on our "off" nights. It works out quite well.
    10. I've seen your daughter.....at an online porno site.
    "Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. --Field of Dreams--"

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell to the person who's writing your biography:
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell to the person who's writing your biography:
    1. Your Social Security Number
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell to the person who's writing your biography:
    1. Your Social Security Number
    2. Where the body is hidden...
    Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens. J.R.R. Tolkien

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell to the person who's writing your biography:
    1. Your Social Security Number
    2. Where the body is hidden...
    3. Illegal activity you can still be prosecuted for
    "Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. --Field of Dreams--"

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell to the person who's writing your biography:
    1. Your Social Security Number
    2. Where the body is hidden...

    3. Illegal activity you can still be prosecuted for
    4. It's probably not a good idea for me to name names

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't tell to the person who's writing your biography:
    1. Your Social Security Number
    2. Where the body is hidden...
    3. Illegal activity you can still be prosecuted for
    4. It's probably not a good idea for me to name names
    5. I've never actually done anything worth mentioning.
    Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens. J.R.R. Tolkien

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