Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say To A New Neighbor
1. When we have our NRA meeting here, we tend to get a little rowdy.
2. Hey, I know a great plastic surgeon. I'll have to give you his number.
3. Don't worry, you'll get used to the sirens and strobe lights after you've lived here awhile.
4. You don't have an alarm system or a big dog do you?
5. Are you a swinger?
6. There's a ghost in your house.
7. I knew this house would sell as soon as they took down the crime scene tape.