10 Things You Shouldn't Do

[RomanticHeart]

1. If you'll meet me up at the rest area, I'll take care of that ticket in a heartbeat. *bats eyelashes*
2. Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
3. Shouldn't you be at a donut shop?
4. I didn't know uniforms came in XXXXXXXL.
5. I like handcuffs, you really should try the fuzzy ones though.
6. When he whips out his ticket book, tell him you'll have a gin & tonic.
7. Your fly's open........................Ma de you look!
8. You're not going to need to look in the trunk, right?
9. Is it true cops wear black to slim down the doughnut gut? It's definately not working...
10. If I step out of the car, will you promise to frisk me?

[J.D.]

Name ten things you shouldn't buy on a whim:

[CaliLily]

Name ten things you shouldn't buy on a whim:
1. a pet

[rgw718]

Name ten things you shouldn't buy on a whim:
1. a pet
2. a new car

[RomanticHeart]

Name ten things you shouldn't buy on a whim:
1. a pet
2. a new car
3. elliptical

[rgw718]

Name ten things you shouldn't buy on a whim:
1. a pet
2. a new car
3. elliptical
4. anything from QVC

[CaliLily]

Name ten things you shouldn't buy on a whim:
1. a pet
2. a new car
3. elliptical
4. anything from QVC
5. a gym membership

[lobeck]

Name ten things you shouldn't buy on a whim:
1. a pet
2. a new car
3. elliptical
4. anything from QVC
5. a gym membership
6. a house

[buglover]

Name ten things you shouldn't buy on a whim:
1. a pet
2. a new car
3. elliptical
4. anything from QVC
5. a gym membership
6. a house
7. an escort

[J.D.]

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Name ten things you shouldn't buy on a whim:
1. a pet
2. a new car
3. elliptical
4. anything from QVC
5. a gym membership
6. a house
7. an escort

8. a one-way ticket to someplace you'e never been