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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:

    1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"
    2. Why don't you come in and show me how to use this new stripper pole. *wink wink*

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:

    1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"
    2. Why don't you come in and show me how to use this new stripper pole. *wink wink*
    3. Yes, I'm Jane...er, I mean Jan.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:

    1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"
    2. Why don't you come in and show me how to use this new stripper pole. *wink wink*
    3. Yes, I'm Jane...er, I mean Jan.
    4. "Oops! I didn't mean to distract you with that wardrobe malfunction."

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:

    1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"
    2. Why don't you come in and show me how to use this new stripper pole. *wink wink*
    3. Yes, I'm Jane...er, I mean Jan.
    4. "Oops! I didn't mean to distract you with that wardrobe malfunction."
    5. Your wife won't mind you coming in to help me with this, will she?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:

    1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"
    2. Why don't you come in and show me how to use this new stripper pole. *wink wink*
    3. Yes, I'm Jane...er, I mean Jan.
    4. "Oops! I didn't mean to distract you with that wardrobe malfunction."
    5. Your wife won't mind you coming in to help me with this, will she?
    6. I like your package.
    Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens. J.R.R. Tolkien

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:

    1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"
    2. Why don't you come in and show me how to use this new stripper pole. *wink wink*
    3. Yes, I'm Jane...er, I mean Jan.
    4. "Oops! I didn't mean to distract you with that wardrobe malfunction."
    5. Your wife won't mind you coming in to help me with this, will she?
    6. I like your package.
    7. Uh Oh! There's no air holes. How was it supposed to breath?
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Nice one CaliLily

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:

    1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"
    2. Why don't you come in and show me how to use this new stripper pole. *wink wink*
    3. Yes, I'm Jane...er, I mean Jan.
    4. "Oops! I didn't mean to distract you with that wardrobe malfunction."
    5. Your wife won't mind you coming in to help me with this, will she?
    6. I like your package.
    7. Uh Oh! There's no air holes. How was it supposed to breath?
    8. Men in uniform turn me on.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:

    1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"
    2. Why don't you come in and show me how to use this new stripper pole. *wink wink*
    3. Yes, I'm Jane...er, I mean Jan.
    4. "Oops! I didn't mean to distract you with that wardrobe malfunction."
    5. Your wife won't mind you coming in to help me with this, will she?
    6. I like your package.
    7. Uh Oh! There's no air holes. How was it supposed to breath?
    8. Men in uniform turn me on.
    9. Hey, kids, I think mommy just found your new step-daddy!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:

    1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"
    2. Why don't you come in and show me how to use this new stripper pole. *wink wink*
    3. Yes, I'm Jane...er, I mean Jan.
    4. "Oops! I didn't mean to distract you with that wardrobe malfunction."
    5. Your wife won't mind you coming in to help me with this, will she?
    6. I like your package.
    7. Uh Oh! There's no air holes. How was it supposed to breath?
    8. Men in uniform turn me on.
    9. Hey, kids, I think mommy just found your new step-daddy!
    10. Brown is NOT your best color.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

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