10 Things You Shouldn't Do

[J.D.]

Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:

1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"
2. Why don't you come in and show me how to use this new stripper pole. *wink wink*

[CaliLily]

Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:

1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"
2. Why don't you come in and show me how to use this new stripper pole. *wink wink*
3. Yes, I'm Jane...er, I mean Jan.

[rgw718]

Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:

1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"
2. Why don't you come in and show me how to use this new stripper pole. *wink wink*
3. Yes, I'm Jane...er, I mean Jan.
4. "Oops! I didn't mean to distract you with that wardrobe malfunction."

[RomanticHeart]

Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:

1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"
2. Why don't you come in and show me how to use this new stripper pole. *wink wink*
3. Yes, I'm Jane...er, I mean Jan.
4. "Oops! I didn't mean to distract you with that wardrobe malfunction."
5. Your wife won't mind you coming in to help me with this, will she?

[CaliLily]

Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:

1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"
2. Why don't you come in and show me how to use this new stripper pole. *wink wink*
3. Yes, I'm Jane...er, I mean Jan.
4. "Oops! I didn't mean to distract you with that wardrobe malfunction."
5. Your wife won't mind you coming in to help me with this, will she?
6. I like your package.

[Miss Scarlet]

Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:

1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"
2. Why don't you come in and show me how to use this new stripper pole. *wink wink*
3. Yes, I'm Jane...er, I mean Jan.
4. "Oops! I didn't mean to distract you with that wardrobe malfunction."
5. Your wife won't mind you coming in to help me with this, will she?
6. I like your package.
7. Uh Oh! There's no air holes. How was it supposed to breath?

[Bunny555]

Nice one CaliLily

Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:

1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"
2. Why don't you come in and show me how to use this new stripper pole. *wink wink*
3. Yes, I'm Jane...er, I mean Jan.
4. "Oops! I didn't mean to distract you with that wardrobe malfunction."
5. Your wife won't mind you coming in to help me with this, will she?
6. I like your package.
7. Uh Oh! There's no air holes. How was it supposed to breath?
8. Men in uniform turn me on.

[J.D.]

Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:

1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"
2. Why don't you come in and show me how to use this new stripper pole. *wink wink*
3. Yes, I'm Jane...er, I mean Jan.
4. "Oops! I didn't mean to distract you with that wardrobe malfunction."
5. Your wife won't mind you coming in to help me with this, will she?
6. I like your package.
7. Uh Oh! There's no air holes. How was it supposed to breath?
8. Men in uniform turn me on.
9. Hey, kids, I think mommy just found your new step-daddy!

[rgw718]

Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:

1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"
2. Why don't you come in and show me how to use this new stripper pole. *wink wink*
3. Yes, I'm Jane...er, I mean Jan.
4. "Oops! I didn't mean to distract you with that wardrobe malfunction."
5. Your wife won't mind you coming in to help me with this, will she?
6. I like your package.
7. Uh Oh! There's no air holes. How was it supposed to breath?
8. Men in uniform turn me on.
9. Hey, kids, I think mommy just found your new step-daddy!
10. Brown is NOT your best color.

[rgw718]

Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your biology professor:
1.