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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should not tell your new boyfriend/girlfriend's parents when you meet them for the first time.
    1. My nickname in my last relationship was "Lazy Good For Nothin'."
    2. I'm glad she has a room on first floor, at my last girlfriend's house I fell out of a tree in the middle of the night and needed 12 stitches!
    3. I'm getting kicked out of my apartment. Can I move in here?
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should not tell your new boyfriend/girlfriend's parents when you meet them for the first time.
    1. My nickname in my last relationship was "Lazy Good For Nothin'."
    2. I'm glad she has a room on first floor, at my last girlfriend's house I fell out of a tree in the middle of the night and needed 12 stitches!
    3. I'm getting kicked out of my apartment. Can I move in here?
    4. Your daughter is an excellent lover!
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should not tell your new boyfriend/girlfriend's parents when you meet them for the first time.
    1. My nickname in my last relationship was "Lazy Good For Nothin'."
    2. I'm glad she has a room on first floor, at my last girlfriend's house I fell out of a tree in the middle of the night and needed 12 stitches!
    3. I'm getting kicked out of my apartment. Can I move in here?
    4. Your daughter is an excellent lover!
    5. You got any other daughters??

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should not tell your new boyfriend/girlfriend's parents when you meet them for the first time.
    1. My nickname in my last relationship was "Lazy Good For Nothin'."
    2. I'm glad she has a room on first floor, at my last girlfriend's house I fell out of a tree in the middle of the night and needed 12 stitches!
    3. I'm getting kicked out of my apartment. Can I move in here?
    4. Your daughter is an excellent lover!
    5. You got any other daughters??
    6. Do you mind if I just honk next time?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should not tell your new boyfriend/girlfriend's parents when you meet them for the first time.
    1. My nickname in my last relationship was "Lazy Good For Nothin'."
    2. I'm glad she has a room on first floor, at my last girlfriend's house I fell out of a tree in the middle of the night and needed 12 stitches!
    3. I'm getting kicked out of my apartment. Can I move in here?
    4. Your daughter is an excellent lover!
    5. You got any other daughters??
    6. Do you mind if I just honk next time?
    7. Wow, mom and daughter are both so hot - care for a 3-some?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should not tell your new boyfriend/girlfriend's parents when you meet them for the first time.
    1. My nickname in my last relationship was "Lazy Good For Nothin'."
    2. I'm glad she has a room on first floor, at my last girlfriend's house I fell out of a tree in the middle of the night and needed 12 stitches!
    3. I'm getting kicked out of my apartment. Can I move in here?
    4. Your daughter is an excellent lover!
    5. You got any other daughters??
    6. Do you mind if I just honk next time?
    7. Wow, mom and daughter are both so hot - care for a 3-some?
    8. Do you have a beer?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should not tell your new boyfriend/girlfriend's parents when you meet them for the first time.
    1. My nickname in my last relationship was "Lazy Good For Nothin'."
    2. I'm glad she has a room on first floor, at my last girlfriend's house I fell out of a tree in the middle of the night and needed 12 stitches!
    3. I'm getting kicked out of my apartment. Can I move in here?
    4. Your daughter is an excellent lover!
    5. You got any other daughters??
    6. Do you mind if I just honk next time?
    7. Wow, mom and daughter are both so hot - care for a 3-some?
    8. Do you have a beer?
    9. I'm an actor! Maybe you've seen me in "Lolita's XXX Paradise Hotel."

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you should not tell your new boyfriend/girlfriend's parents when you meet them for the first time.
    1. My nickname in my last relationship was "Lazy Good For Nothin'."
    2. I'm glad she has a room on first floor, at my last girlfriend's house I fell out of a tree in the middle of the night and needed 12 stitches!
    3. I'm getting kicked out of my apartment. Can I move in here?
    4. Your daughter is an excellent lover!
    5. You got any other daughters??
    6. Do you mind if I just honk next time?
    7. Wow, mom and daughter are both so hot - care for a 3-some?
    8. Do you have a beer?
    9. I'm an actor! Maybe you've seen me in "Lolita's XXX Paradise Hotel."
    10. Hey, do you know if she puts out on the first date?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:
    1.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say or do when the UPS driver drops off a package:
    1. "Oh cool, I guess you guys don't use drug-sniffing dogs"

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