Name 10 things you should not do or say at the prom:
1. Your dress reminds me of a potato sack.
2. Hey, anybody want to square dance?
3. Show your bottle of alcohol to one of the chaperones.
4. Moon the photographer.
5. I saw that dress at the thrift store, too, but it's way too hideous for me - but you look nice.
6. I'm supposed to lose my virginity tonight right?
7. You do like Taco Bell, right?
8. The color of your dress reminds me of what my dog did in the backyard before we left.