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    10 Things You Shouldn't Tell a New Mother
    1. Don't worry, she won't always look like that.
    Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens. J.R.R. Tolkien

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Tell a New Mother
    1. Don't worry, she won't always look like that.
    2. You know, you can start losing weight now.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Tell a New Mother
    1. Don't worry, she won't always look like that.
    2. You know, you can start losing weight now.
    3. Won't that kid shut up?

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    Oh, this should be good!

    10 Things You Shouldn't Tell a New Mother
    1. Don't worry, she won't always look like that.
    2. You know, you can start losing weight now.
    3. Won't that kid shut up?
    4. I don't care how long he cries - do not pick him up!

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Tell a New Mother
    1. Don't worry, she won't always look like that.
    2. You know, you can start losing weight now.
    3. Won't that kid shut up?
    4. I don't care how long he cries - do not pick him up!
    5. He dosn't look like you or your husband, you sure you got the right one?
    Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens. J.R.R. Tolkien

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Tell a New Mother
    1. Don't worry, she won't always look like that.
    2. You know, you can start losing weight now.
    3. Won't that kid shut up?
    4. I don't care how long he cries - do not pick him up!
    5. He dosn't look like you or your husband, you sure you got the right one?
    6. What? No one warned you how saggy they would be afterward? Hmmm....imagine that.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Tell a New Mother
    1. Don't worry, she won't always look like that.
    2. You know, you can start losing weight now.
    3. Won't that kid shut up?
    4. I don't care how long he cries - do not pick him up!
    5. He dosn't look like you or your husband, you sure you got the right one?
    6. What? No one warned you how saggy they would be afterward? Hmmm....imagine that.
    7. They won't allow monkeys in the store, sorry.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Tell a New Mother
    1. Don't worry, she won't always look like that.
    2. You know, you can start losing weight now.
    3. Won't that kid shut up?
    4. I don't care how long he cries - do not pick him up!
    5. He dosn't look like you or your husband, you sure you got the right one?
    6. What? No one warned you how saggy they would be afterward? Hmmm....imagine that.
    7. They won't allow monkeys in the store, sorry.
    8. Oh yah? Just wait until she turns 13.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Tell a New Mother
    1. Don't worry, she won't always look like that.
    2. You know, you can start losing weight now.
    3. Won't that kid shut up?
    4. I don't care how long he cries - do not pick him up!
    5. He dosn't look like you or your husband, you sure you got the right one?
    6. What? No one warned you how saggy they would be afterward? Hmmm....imagine that.
    7. They won't allow monkeys in the store, sorry.
    8. Oh yah? Just wait until she turns 13.
    9. He'll probably grow into that [insert body part here].

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Tell a New Mother
    1. Don't worry, she won't always look like that.
    2. You know, you can start losing weight now.
    3. Won't that kid shut up?
    4. I don't care how long he cries - do not pick him up!
    5. He dosn't look like you or your husband, you sure you got the right one?
    6. What? No one warned you how saggy they would be afterward? Hmmm....imagine that.
    7. They won't allow monkeys in the store, sorry.
    8. Oh yah? Just wait until she turns 13.
    9. He'll probably grow into that [insert body part here].
    10. He's such a manly little guy. It's a girl?
    Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens. J.R.R. Tolkien

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