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    10 Things You Shouldn't Say at the Beach
    1. Don't you own a mirror?
    2. SHARK!
    3. HEY! This isn't a nude beach!
    4. Whoever invented the thong did not have you in mind.
    5. Your Speedo isn't tight enough.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Say at the Beach
    1. Don't you own a mirror?
    2. SHARK!
    3. HEY! This isn't a nude beach!
    4. Whoever invented the thong did not have you in mind.
    5. Your Speedo isn't tight enough.
    6. Could you be so kind as to hose the sand from my butt crack?
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Say at the Beach
    1. Don't you own a mirror?
    2. SHARK!
    3. HEY! This isn't a nude beach!
    4. Whoever invented the thong did not have you in mind.
    5. Your Speedo isn't tight enough.
    6. Could you be so kind as to hose the sand from my butt crack?
    7. I peed in the pool.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Say at the Beach
    1. Don't you own a mirror?
    2. SHARK!
    3. HEY! This isn't a nude beach!
    4. Whoever invented the thong did not have you in mind.
    5. Your Speedo isn't tight enough.
    6. Could you be so kind as to hose the sand from my butt crack?
    7. I peed in the pool.

    lmao at the answers!

    8. Has anyone told you it's better for you to conceal than reveal?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Say at the Beach
    1. Don't you own a mirror?
    2. SHARK!
    3. HEY! This isn't a nude beach!
    4. Whoever invented the thong did not have you in mind.
    5. Your Speedo isn't tight enough.
    6. Could you be so kind as to hose the sand from my butt crack?
    7. I peed in the pool.

    lmao at the answers!

    8. Has anyone told you it's better for you to conceal than reveal?
    9. See that topless blonde over there? Yeah, that's my daughter.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Say at the Beach
    1. Don't you own a mirror?
    2. SHARK!
    3. HEY! This isn't a nude beach!
    4. Whoever invented the thong did not have you in mind.
    5. Your Speedo isn't tight enough.
    6. Could you be so kind as to hose the sand from my butt crack?
    7. I peed in the pool.
    8. Has anyone told you it's better for you to conceal than reveal?
    9. See that topless blonde over there? Yeah, that's my daughter.
    10. I buried your jewelry in the sand so we can have a fun treasure hunt!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 gifts you shouldn't give at a bridal shower:
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    Name 10 gifts you shouldn't give at a bridal shower:

    1. Be careful you don't regift the gift the bride gave you at your shower. Write these things down!

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    Name 10 gifts you shouldn't give at a bridal shower:

    1. Be careful you don't regift the gift the bride gave you at your shower. Write these things down!
    2. Totally see through skimpy neglige. Most women would prefer to pick this kind of thing out theirself, if they'd like one at all.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 gifts you shouldn't give at a bridal shower:

    1. Be careful you don't regift the gift the bride gave you at your shower. Write these things down!
    2. Totally see through skimpy neglige. Most women would prefer to pick this kind of thing out theirself, if they'd like one at all.
    3. Granny panties

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