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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things a groom shouldn't say on his wedding day:
    1. You're wearing white? haha
    2. You do like cubic zirconia, right?
    3. I was supposed to pick up the tux?
    4. Marriage is just a piece of paper
    5. Remember the "dancer" at my bachelor party? Do you think she'd fit in your gown?
    6. Where'd this hickey come from, you ask? It's none of your *!@^ business.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things a groom shouldn't say on his wedding day:
    1. You're wearing white? haha
    2. You do like cubic zirconia, right?
    3. I was supposed to pick up the tux?
    4. Marriage is just a piece of paper
    5. Remember the "dancer" at my bachelor party? Do you think she'd fit in your gown?
    6. Where'd this hickey come from, you ask? It's none of your *!@^ business.
    7. Let's skip the wedding and just go on the honeymoon.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things a groom shouldn't say on his wedding day:
    1. You're wearing white? haha
    2. You do like cubic zirconia, right?
    3. I was supposed to pick up the tux?
    4. Marriage is just a piece of paper
    5. Remember the "dancer" at my bachelor party? Do you think she'd fit in your gown?
    6. Where'd this hickey come from, you ask? It's none of your *!@^ business.
    7. Let's skip the wedding and just go on the honeymoon.
    8. My ex-girlfriend is pregnant with my child

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things a groom shouldn't say on his wedding day:
    1. You're wearing white? haha
    2. You do like cubic zirconia, right?
    3. I was supposed to pick up the tux?
    4. Marriage is just a piece of paper
    5. Remember the "dancer" at my bachelor party? Do you think she'd fit in your gown?
    6. Where'd this hickey come from, you ask? It's none of your *!@^ business.
    7. Let's skip the wedding and just go on the honeymoon.
    8. My ex-girlfriend is pregnant with my child
    9. Ok, so is this marriage only legal in this state?

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    Name 10 things a groom shouldn't say on his wedding day:
    1. You're wearing white? haha
    2. You do like cubic zirconia, right?
    3. I was supposed to pick up the tux?
    4. Marriage is just a piece of paper
    5. Remember the "dancer" at my bachelor party? Do you think she'd fit in your gown?
    6. Where'd this hickey come from, you ask? It's none of your *!@^ business.
    7. Let's skip the wedding and just go on the honeymoon.
    8. My ex-girlfriend is pregnant with my child
    9. Ok, so is this marriage only legal in this state?
    10. Oh, I didn't realize we were inviting your mom!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Say at the Beach
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Say at the Beach
    1. Don't you own a mirror?

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Say at the Beach
    1. Don't you own a mirror?
    2. SHARK!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Say at the Beach
    1. Don't you own a mirror?
    2. SHARK!
    3. HEY! This isn't a nude beach!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 Things You Shouldn't Say at the Beach
    1. Don't you own a mirror?
    2. SHARK!
    3. HEY! This isn't a nude beach!
    4. Whoever invented the thong did not have you in mind.

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