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    Ten things you never want to do/say to the mall Santa Claus

    1. Say "Santa, your breath stinks!"
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    Ten things you never want to do/say to the mall Santa Claus

    1. Say "Santa, your breath stinks!"
    2. Walk by yelling "Santa isn't real!"

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    Ten things you never want to do/say to the mall Santa Claus

    1. Say "Santa, your breath stinks!"
    2. Walk by yelling "Santa isn't real!"
    3. Hey Santa, what are you packing under that coat?

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    Ten things you never want to do/say to the mall Santa Claus

    1. Say "Santa, your breath stinks!"
    2. Walk by yelling "Santa isn't real!"
    3. Hey Santa, what are you packing under that coat?
    4. Ask him if he wants to make Claus-marks on you, or a little St. Nicky, for that matter
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    Ten things you never want to do/say to the mall Santa Claus

    1. Say "Santa, your breath stinks!"
    2. Walk by yelling "Santa isn't real!"
    3. Hey Santa, what are you packing under that coat?
    4. Ask him if he wants to make Claus-marks on you, or a little St. Nicky, for that matter
    5. Tell him your from OSHA (sp?)and ask about the real working conditions of his elves

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    Ten things you never want to do/say to the mall Santa Claus

    1. Say "Santa, your breath stinks!"
    2. Walk by yelling "Santa isn't real!"
    3. Hey Santa, what are you packing under that coat?
    4. Ask him if he wants to make Claus-marks on you, or a little St. Nicky, for that matter
    5. Tell him your from OSHA (sp?)and ask about the real working conditions of his elves
    6. Vomit in his lap.

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    Ten things you never want to do/say to the mall Santa Claus

    1. Say "Santa, your breath stinks!"
    2. Walk by yelling "Santa isn't real!"
    3. Hey Santa, what are you packing under that coat?
    4. Ask him if he wants to make Claus-marks on you, or a little St. Nicky, for that matter
    5. Tell him your from OSHA (sp?)and ask about the real working conditions of his elves
    6. Vomit in his lap.
    7. Reply to "Have you been good this year?" with "Let me speak to my lawyer..."
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    Ten things you never want to do/say to the mall Santa Claus

    1. Say "Santa, your breath stinks!"
    2. Walk by yelling "Santa isn't real!"
    3. Hey Santa, what are you packing under that coat?
    4. Ask him if he wants to make Claus-marks on you, or a little St. Nicky, for that matter
    5. Tell him your from OSHA (sp?)and ask about the real working conditions of his elves
    6. Vomit in his lap.
    7. Reply to "Have you been good this year?" with "Let me speak to my lawyer..."
    8. Say "Hey, I know you. Aren't you that convicted Pedophile?"

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    Ten things you never want to do/say to the mall Santa Claus

    1. Say "Santa, your breath stinks!"
    2. Walk by yelling "Santa isn't real!"
    3. Hey Santa, what are you packing under that coat?
    4. Ask him if he wants to make Claus-marks on you, or a little St. Nicky, for that matter
    5. Tell him your from OSHA (sp?)and ask about the real working conditions of his elves
    6. Vomit in his lap.
    7. Reply to "Have you been good this year?" with "Let me speak to my lawyer..."
    8. Say "Hey, I know you. Aren't you that convicted Pedophile?"
    9. Give him explicit directions as to how you intend to land on his 'naughty' list.

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    Ten things you never want to do/say to the mall Santa Claus

    1. Say "Santa, your breath stinks!"
    2. Walk by yelling "Santa isn't real!"
    3. Hey Santa, what are you packing under that coat?
    4. Ask him if he wants to make Claus-marks on you, or a little St. Nicky, for that matter
    5. Tell him your from OSHA (sp?)and ask about the real working conditions of his elves
    6. Vomit in his lap.
    7. Reply to "Have you been good this year?" with "Let me speak to my lawyer..."
    8. Say "Hey, I know you. Aren't you that convicted Pedophile?"
    9. Give him explicit directions as to how you intend to land on his 'naughty' list.
    10. Bring a whole long list on the things you want for Christmas.

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