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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say at parent/teacher conferences.

    1. Leave your wife at home and take your girlfriend with you.
    2. Ask the teacher if you can have some of the crack he/she is smoking.
    3. Say "My kid tells me you're boring. Can you change that? I think it'd help a whole lot."
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say at parent/teacher conferences.

    1. Leave your wife at home and take your girlfriend with you.
    2. Ask the teacher if you can have some of the crack he/she is smoking.
    3. Say "My kid tells me you're boring. Can you change that? I think it'd help a whole lot."
    4. So where did you get your teaching degree? IdiotTeachers.com?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say at parent/teacher conferences.

    1. Leave your wife at home and take your girlfriend with you.
    2. Ask the teacher if you can have some of the crack he/she is smoking.
    3. Say "My kid tells me you're boring. Can you change that? I think it'd help a whole lot."
    4. So where did you get your teaching degree? IdiotTeachers.com?
    5. Show up drunk and slurring your words.
    Yup, with donuts!!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say at parent/teacher conferences.

    1. Leave your wife at home and take your girlfriend with you.
    2. Ask the teacher if you can have some of the crack he/she is smoking.
    3. Say "My kid tells me you're boring. Can you change that? I think it'd help a whole lot."
    4. So where did you get your teaching degree? IdiotTeachers.com?
    5. Show up drunk and slurring your words.
    6. Show up not knowing the name of your kid's teacher, or what grade your kid's in.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say at parent/teacher conferences.

    1. Leave your wife at home and take your girlfriend with you.
    2. Ask the teacher if you can have some of the crack he/she is smoking.
    3. Say "My kid tells me you're boring. Can you change that? I think it'd help a whole lot."
    4. So where did you get your teaching degree? IdiotTeachers.com?
    5. Show up drunk and slurring your words.
    6. Show up not knowing the name of your kid's teacher, or what grade your kid's in.
    7. Ask if she wants to meet you at the bar later.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say at parent/teacher conferences.

    1. Leave your wife at home and take your girlfriend with you.
    2. Ask the teacher if you can have some of the crack he/she is smoking.
    3. Say "My kid tells me you're boring. Can you change that? I think it'd help a whole lot."
    4. So where did you get your teaching degree? IdiotTeachers.com?
    5. Show up drunk and slurring your words.
    6. Show up not knowing the name of your kid's teacher, or what grade your kid's in.
    7. Ask if she wants to meet you at the bar later.
    8. Ask what it would take to get your kid straight A's while pulling out your wallet.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say at parent/teacher conferences.

    1. Leave your wife at home and take your girlfriend with you.
    2. Ask the teacher if you can have some of the crack he/she is smoking.
    3. Say "My kid tells me you're boring. Can you change that? I think it'd help a whole lot."
    4. So where did you get your teaching degree? IdiotTeachers.com?
    5. Show up drunk and slurring your words.
    6. Show up not knowing the name of your kid's teacher, or what grade your kid's in.
    7. Ask if she wants to meet you at the bar later.
    8. Ask what it would take to get your kid straight A's while pulling out your wallet.
    9. Ask the teacher.."so who is your favorite student"?
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say at parent/teacher conferences.

    1. Leave your wife at home and take your girlfriend with you.
    2. Ask the teacher if you can have some of the crack he/she is smoking.
    3. Say "My kid tells me you're boring. Can you change that? I think it'd help a whole lot."
    4. So where did you get your teaching degree? IdiotTeachers.com?
    5. Show up drunk and slurring your words.
    6. Show up not knowing the name of your kid's teacher, or what grade your kid's in.
    7. Ask if she wants to meet you at the bar later.
    8. Ask what it would take to get your kid straight A's while pulling out your wallet.
    9. Ask the teacher.."so who is your favorite student"?
    10. Bring baby photos of your kid (very embarrassing.)

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when shopping for clothes.

    1. Bring along a male friend (who isn't gay.)
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when shopping for clothes.

    1. Bring along a male friend (who isn't gay.)
    2. Eat before going.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do when shopping for clothes.

    1. Bring along a male friend (who isn't gay.)
    2. Eat before going.
    3. Try the clothes on without going into a changing room...

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