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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't write a book on.

    1. Your feet.
    2. Prison "For Dummies"
    3. How to Break Into a House.
    4. How to bury a body without detection.
    5. Earwax - the things you can do with it.
    6. How to make sweaters out of chest hair.
    7. Finding the right pet rock.
    8. Ways to steal from blind people.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't write a book on.

    1. Your feet.
    2. Prison "For Dummies"
    3. How to Break Into a House.
    4. How to bury a body without detection.
    5. Earwax - the things you can do with it.
    6. How to make sweaters out of chest hair.
    7. Finding the right pet rock.
    8. Ways to steal from blind people.
    9. Surgery for dummies.
    10. Why your children are not that important.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a pet store.

    1. Get on all fours and act like a dog, greeting fellow customers who enter the store by licking their shoes.
    2003-2008.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a pet store.

    1. Get on all fours and act like a dog, greeting fellow customers who enter the store by licking their shoes.
    2. Ask which of the pets is looking for a love connection.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a pet store.

    1. Get on all fours and act like a dog, greeting fellow customers who enter the store by licking their shoes.
    2. Ask which of the pets is looking for a love connection.
    3. Ask which pet will make the loudest noise when being killed, because you need that in a scene for a home movie you're shooting.
    2003-2008.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a pet store.

    1. Get on all fours and act like a dog, greeting fellow customers who enter the store by licking their shoes.
    2. Ask which of the pets is looking for a love connection.
    3. Ask which pet will make the loudest noise when being killed, because you need that in a scene for a home movie you're shooting.
    4. Break into a bag of food and begin to eat.
    Yup, with donuts!!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a pet store.

    1. Get on all fours and act like a dog, greeting fellow customers who enter the store by licking their shoes.
    2. Ask which of the pets is looking for a love connection.
    3. Ask which pet will make the loudest noise when being killed, because you need that in a scene for a home movie you're shooting.
    4. Break into a bag of food and begin to eat.
    5. Yell "Hamsters will rule the world!" at the hamsters, while punching the air with your fist repeatedly.
    2003-2008.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a pet store.

    1. Get on all fours and act like a dog, greeting fellow customers who enter the store by licking their shoes.
    2. Ask which of the pets is looking for a love connection.
    3. Ask which pet will make the loudest noise when being killed, because you need that in a scene for a home movie you're shooting.
    4. Break into a bag of food and begin to eat.
    5. Yell "Hamsters will rule the world!" at the hamsters, while punching the air with your fist repeatedly.
    6. Walk in wearing a Michael Vick shirt

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a pet store.

    1. Get on all fours and act like a dog, greeting fellow customers who enter the store by licking their shoes.
    2. Ask which of the pets is looking for a love connection.
    3. Ask which pet will make the loudest noise when being killed, because you need that in a scene for a home movie you're shooting.
    4. Break into a bag of food and begin to eat.
    5. Yell "Hamsters will rule the world!" at the hamsters, while punching the air with your fist repeatedly.
    6. Walk in wearing a Michael Vick shirt
    7. Ask what kind of dog can kill your neighbor.
    Yup, with donuts!!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a pet store.

    1. Get on all fours and act like a dog, greeting fellow customers who enter the store by licking their shoes.
    2. Ask which of the pets is looking for a love connection.
    3. Ask which pet will make the loudest noise when being killed, because you need that in a scene for a home movie you're shooting.
    4. Break into a bag of food and begin to eat.
    5. Yell "Hamsters will rule the world!" at the hamsters, while punching the air with your fist repeatedly.
    6. Walk in wearing a Michael Vick shirt
    7. Ask what kind of dog can kill your neighbor.
    8. Walk around saying, "Need something that'll taste good with onions..."
    2003-2008.

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a pet store.

    1. Get on all fours and act like a dog, greeting fellow customers who enter the store by licking their shoes.
    2. Ask which of the pets is looking for a love connection.
    3. Ask which pet will make the loudest noise when being killed, because you need that in a scene for a home movie you're shooting.
    4. Break into a bag of food and begin to eat.
    5. Yell "Hamsters will rule the world!" at the hamsters, while punching the air with your fist repeatedly.
    6. Walk in wearing a Michael Vick shirt
    7. Ask what kind of dog can kill your neighbor.
    8. Walk around saying, "Need something that'll taste good with onions..."
    9. Walk in carrying your dead pet and ask if you can do a switcheroo.

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