10 Things You Shouldn't Do

[Tickety]

Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say/Do When Going Through Security Checks at the Airport

1. "I wouldn't look in that bag if I were you."

2. "I have never brought any of my guns to the airport yet."

3. "Which passport of mine do you want to see?"

4. "Switchblades are ok, right?"

5. "Is this country a good place to sell weed?"

[Poohtz]

Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say/Do When Going Through Security Checks at the Airport

1. "I wouldn't look in that bag if I were you."

2. "I have never brought any of my guns to the airport yet."

3. "Which passport of mine do you want to see?"

4. "Switchblades are ok, right?"

5. "Is this country a good place to sell weed?"

6. "Gee, I hope you don't kick me off this flight too."

[Tickety]

Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say/Do When Going Through Security Checks at the Airport

1. "I wouldn't look in that bag if I were you."

2. "I have never brought any of my guns to the airport yet."

3. "Which passport of mine do you want to see?"

4. "Switchblades are ok, right?"

5. "Is this country a good place to sell weed?"

6. "Gee, I hope you don't kick me off this flight too."

7. "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"

[Poohtz]

Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say/Do When Going Through Security Checks at the Airport

1. "I wouldn't look in that bag if I were you."

2. "I have never brought any of my guns to the airport yet."

3. "Which passport of mine do you want to see?"

4. "Switchblades are ok, right?"

5. "Is this country a good place to sell weed?"

6. "Gee, I hope you don't kick me off this flight too."

7. "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"

8. "I don't even know how to make a bomb."

[Tickety]

Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say/Do When Going Through Security Checks at the Airport

1. "I wouldn't look in that bag if I were you."

2. "I have never brought any of my guns to the airport yet."

3. "Which passport of mine do you want to see?"

4. "Switchblades are ok, right?"

5. "Is this country a good place to sell weed?"

6. "Gee, I hope you don't kick me off this flight too."

7. "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"

8. "I don't even know how to make a bomb."

9. "Do you think the pilot can be easily overpowered... how strong a man is he?"

[Poohtz]

Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say/Do When Going Through Security Checks at the Airport

1. "I wouldn't look in that bag if I were you."

2. "I have never brought any of my guns to the airport yet."

3. "Which passport of mine do you want to see?"

4. "Switchblades are ok, right?"

5. "Is this country a good place to sell weed?"

6. "Gee, I hope you don't kick me off this flight too."

7. "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"

8. "I don't even know how to make a bomb."

9. "Do you think the pilot can be easily overpowered... how strong a man is he?"

10. "What would you do if I highjacked the plane?"

Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say/Do To Your Boss.

1. Kiss him on the lips.

[Tickety]

Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say/Do To Your Boss.

1. Kiss him on the lips.

2. "What? More work? Are you insane?"

[Poohtz]

Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say/Do To Your Boss.

1. Kiss him on the lips.

2. "What? More work? Are you insane?"

3. "I was shocked to find out Bill from the mailroom was sleeping with your wife."

[Tickety]

Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say/Do To Your Boss.

1. Kiss him on the lips.

2. "What? More work? Are you insane?"

3. "I was shocked to find out Bill from the mailroom was sleeping with your wife."

4. Discuss your relationship problems with him, start crying, and thank him for lending a sympathetic ear. Then, go back the next day and do the same.

[Poohtz]

Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say/Do To Your Boss.

1. Kiss him on the lips.

2. "What? More work? Are you insane?"

3. "I was shocked to find out Bill from the mailroom was sleeping with your wife."

4. Discuss your relationship problems with him, start crying, and thank him for lending a sympathetic ear. Then, go back the next day and do the same.

5. Asking him if he has keys in his pockets or if he is just happy to see you.