10 Things You Shouldn't Do

[Toad]

10 things a man should never say to a woman:

1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
3. When are you due?
4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
8. Dude!
9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little

[Bunny555]

10 things a man should never say to a woman:

1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
3. When are you due?
4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
8. Dude!
9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
12. You never told me your friend was so hot!

[BoBoFan]

10 things a man should never say to a woman:

1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
3. When are you due?
4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
8. Dude!
9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
12. You never told me your friend was so hot!
13. Sir Mix-Alot has a Rap tune about you!

[MICHEY]

10 things a man should never say to a woman:

1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
3. When are you due?
4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
8. Dude!
9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
12. You never told me your friend was so hot!
13. Sir Mix-Alot has a Rap tune about you!
14. Have you ever thought about me, you and another woman

[WannaCTV]

10 things a man should never say to a woman:

1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
3. When are you due?
4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
8. Dude!
9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
12. You never told me your friend was so hot!
13. Sir Mix-Alot has a Rap tune about you!
14. Have you ever thought about me, you and another woman
15. What happened did you fall in the toilet??

[lopevian]

10 things a man should never say to a woman:

1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
3. When are you due?
4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
8. Dude!
9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
12. You never told me your friend was so hot!
13. Sir Mix-Alot has a Rap tune about you!
14. Have you ever thought about me, you and another woman
15. What happened did you fall in the toilet??
16. You're wearing that?

[Toad]

10 things a man should never say to a woman:

1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
3. When are you due?
4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
8. Dude!
9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
12. You never told me your friend was so hot!
13. Sir Mix-Alot has a Rap tune about you!
14. Have you ever thought about me, you and another woman
15. What happened did you fall in the toilet??
16. You're wearing that?
17. That's funny, you look like A Grandmother.

[Bunny555]

10 things a man should never say to a woman:

1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
3. When are you due?
4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
8. Dude!
9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
12. You never told me your friend was so hot!
13. Sir Mix-Alot has a Rap tune about you!
14. Have you ever thought about me, you and another woman
15. What happened did you fall in the toilet??
16. You're wearing that?
17. That's funny, you look like A Grandmother.
18. What's your name again?

[Bonbonlover]

10 things a man should never say to a woman:

1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
3. When are you due?
4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
8. Dude!
9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
12. You never told me your friend was so hot!
13. Sir Mix-Alot has a Rap tune about you!
14. Have you ever thought about me, you and another woman
15. What happened did you fall in the toilet??
16. You're wearing that?
17. That's funny, you look like A Grandmother.
18. What's your name again?
19. Your Birthday was When?

[lopevian]

10 things a man should never say to a woman:

1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
3. When are you due?
4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
8. Dude!
9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
12. You never told me your friend was so hot!
13. Sir Mix-Alot has a Rap tune about you!
14. Have you ever thought about me, you and another woman
15. What happened did you fall in the toilet??
16. You're wearing that?
17. That's funny, you look like A Grandmother.
18. What's your name again?
19. Your Birthday was When?
20. You really ought to cover up your gray hair, dearie.

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