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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things a man should never say to a woman:

    1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
    2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
    3. When are you due?
    4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
    5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
    6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
    7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
    8. Dude!
    9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
    10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
    11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things a man should never say to a woman:

    1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
    2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
    3. When are you due?
    4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
    5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
    6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
    7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
    8. Dude!
    9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
    10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
    11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
    12. You never told me your friend was so hot!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things a man should never say to a woman:

    1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
    2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
    3. When are you due?
    4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
    5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
    6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
    7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
    8. Dude!
    9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
    10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
    11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
    12. You never told me your friend was so hot!
    13. Sir Mix-Alot has a Rap tune about you!

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things a man should never say to a woman:

    1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
    2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
    3. When are you due?
    4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
    5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
    6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
    7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
    8. Dude!
    9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
    10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
    11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
    12. You never told me your friend was so hot!
    13. Sir Mix-Alot has a Rap tune about you!
    14. Have you ever thought about me, you and another woman
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things a man should never say to a woman:

    1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
    2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
    3. When are you due?
    4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
    5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
    6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
    7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
    8. Dude!
    9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
    10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
    11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
    12. You never told me your friend was so hot!
    13. Sir Mix-Alot has a Rap tune about you!
    14. Have you ever thought about me, you and another woman
    15. What happened did you fall in the toilet??

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things a man should never say to a woman:

    1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
    2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
    3. When are you due?
    4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
    5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
    6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
    7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
    8. Dude!
    9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
    10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
    11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
    12. You never told me your friend was so hot!
    13. Sir Mix-Alot has a Rap tune about you!
    14. Have you ever thought about me, you and another woman
    15. What happened did you fall in the toilet??
    16. You're wearing that?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things a man should never say to a woman:

    1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
    2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
    3. When are you due?
    4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
    5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
    6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
    7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
    8. Dude!
    9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
    10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
    11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
    12. You never told me your friend was so hot!
    13. Sir Mix-Alot has a Rap tune about you!
    14. Have you ever thought about me, you and another woman
    15. What happened did you fall in the toilet??
    16. You're wearing that?
    17. That's funny, you look like A Grandmother.
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things a man should never say to a woman:

    1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
    2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
    3. When are you due?
    4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
    5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
    6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
    7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
    8. Dude!
    9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
    10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
    11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
    12. You never told me your friend was so hot!
    13. Sir Mix-Alot has a Rap tune about you!
    14. Have you ever thought about me, you and another woman
    15. What happened did you fall in the toilet??
    16. You're wearing that?
    17. That's funny, you look like A Grandmother.
    18. What's your name again?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things a man should never say to a woman:

    1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
    2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
    3. When are you due?
    4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
    5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
    6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
    7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
    8. Dude!
    9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
    10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
    11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
    12. You never told me your friend was so hot!
    13. Sir Mix-Alot has a Rap tune about you!
    14. Have you ever thought about me, you and another woman
    15. What happened did you fall in the toilet??
    16. You're wearing that?
    17. That's funny, you look like A Grandmother.
    18. What's your name again?
    19. Your Birthday was When?
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    10 things a man should never say to a woman:

    1. Do you really think you should be eating that?
    2. Sounds like someone has PMS...
    3. When are you due?
    4. Yes, it DOES make your butt look big
    5. It will make our relationship stronger if we...........
    6. You're not one of those feminists, are you?
    7. That's not how my Mother cooks it
    8. Dude!
    9. My friends and I are going to go out for drinks THIS thurs (2/14)
    10. Why? What's on 2-14 ?
    11. Well, your butt's still smaller than mine. - - A little
    12. You never told me your friend was so hot!
    13. Sir Mix-Alot has a Rap tune about you!
    14. Have you ever thought about me, you and another woman
    15. What happened did you fall in the toilet??
    16. You're wearing that?
    17. That's funny, you look like A Grandmother.
    18. What's your name again?
    19. Your Birthday was When?
    20. You really ought to cover up your gray hair, dearie.

    Looks like this particular topic was too big for only ten responses!
    In fairness to the opposite sex...

    Name 10 (or 20) things a woman should never say to a man:

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