Ten things you shouldn't do as a manager in McDonalds.
1. After sex with wife, mistakenly say "Do you want fries with that"?
2. Say that ketchup works just fine as a whipped cream substitute while having sex with the SO.
3. Reveal that the fish sandwiches and the apple pie are in fact, the same item.
4. Mention to an employee in front of the customers that you lost your filling in one of the salads but, don't know which one.
5. Dress up as Ronald McDonald and run down the street pushing kids into traffic
6. Hand someone there cheeseburgers then snicker and say "I sneezed on that one"
7. Ask him whether can I eat Burger King's fries with McDonald's chili sauce.
8. Ask if it's okay if you stick around til closing time so you can dumpster dive.
9. Open the wrapper and spit into the food before handing it to the customer.