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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a wedding.

    1. Request the band play 'Shotgun' by Jr. Walker & the Allstars
    2. Talk about divorce rates
    3. Discuss the sexual history of the bride or groom
    4. Make out on the dance floor with the father-of-the-bride
    5. Flirt with the groom (my cousin did this )
    6. Request the band play 'If You Want To Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life' by Jimmy Soul
    7. Comment on how cute bridal maternity clothes have become
    8. Try to get back your old love, if they are the bride or groom
    9. Complain about the food

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't do at a wedding.

    1. Request the band play 'Shotgun' by Jr. Walker & the Allstars
    2. Talk about divorce rates
    3. Discuss the sexual history of the bride or groom
    4. Make out on the dance floor with the father-of-the-bride
    5. Flirt with the groom (my cousin did this )
    6. Request the band play 'If You Want To Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life' by Jimmy Soul
    7. Comment on how cute bridal maternity clothes have become
    8. Try to get back your old love, if they are the bride or groom
    9. Complain about the food
    10. Take bets on if it lasts

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say on a first date

    1. I have a bail bondsman on speed dial

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say on a first date

    1. I have a bail bondsman on speed dial
    2. You wanna go look at Rings?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say on a first date

    1. I have a bail bondsman on speed dial
    2. You wanna go look at Rings?
    3. How many kids do you want someday?
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say on a first date

    1. I have a bail bondsman on speed dial
    2. You wanna go look at Rings?
    3. How many kids do you want someday?
    4. How about we split to Vegas & elope?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say on a first date

    1. I have a bail bondsman on speed dial
    2. You wanna go look at Rings?
    3. How many kids do you want someday?
    4. How about we split to Vegas & elope?
    5. Will you be eating the rest of that?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say on a first date

    1. I have a bail bondsman on speed dial
    2. You wanna go look at Rings?
    3. How many kids do you want someday?
    4. How about we split to Vegas & elope?
    5. Will you be eating the rest of that?
    6. How bitchy do you get when you have PMS?
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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say on a first date

    1. I have a bail bondsman on speed dial
    2. You wanna go look at Rings?
    3. How many kids do you want someday?
    4. How about we split to Vegas & elope?
    5. Will you be eating the rest of that?
    6. How bitchy do you get when you have PMS?
    7. Can I try you on for size?

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    Re: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say on a first date

    1. I have a bail bondsman on speed dial
    2. You wanna go look at Rings?
    3. How many kids do you want someday?
    4. How about we split to Vegas & elope?
    5. Will you be eating the rest of that?
    6. How bitchy do you get when you have PMS?
    7. Can I try you on for size?
    8. On a scale of one to ten, how good a lover are you?

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