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    10 things you shouldn't do while waiting for a vacant toilet cubicle
    1. Say, "Are you giving birth in there or what?!"
    2. Decide the wait is too long and use the sink instead. <-- EEW...
    3. Throw tear gas into the cubicle.
    4. Ask, "did you drown in there?"
    5. Poke your head under the cubicle door, look straight at the person and say with a serious face "aren't you done?...don't make me come in there..."
    6. Tell the person he/she is on candid camera and should leave ASAP.
    7. Turn on all the water faucets to facilitate matters.
    8. Vomit.

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    10 things you shouldn't do while waiting for a vacant toilet cubicle
    1. Say, "Are you giving birth in there or what?!"
    2. Decide the wait is too long and use the sink instead. <-- EEW...
    3. Throw tear gas into the cubicle.
    4. Ask, "did you drown in there?"
    5. Poke your head under the cubicle door, look straight at the person and say with a serious face "aren't you done?...don't make me come in there..."
    6. Tell the person he/she is on candid camera and should leave ASAP.
    7. Turn on all the water faucets to facilitate matters.
    8. Vomit.
    9. Pee In Your Pants.

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    10 things you shouldn't do while waiting for a vacant toilet cubicle
    1. Say, "Are you giving birth in there or what?!"
    2. Decide the wait is too long and use the sink instead. <-- EEW...
    3. Throw tear gas into the cubicle.
    4. Ask, "did you drown in there?"
    5. Poke your head under the cubicle door, look straight at the person and say with a serious face "aren't you done?...don't make me come in there..."
    6. Tell the person he/she is on candid camera and should leave ASAP.
    7. Turn on all the water faucets to facilitate matters.
    8. Vomit.
    9. Pee In Your Pants.
    10. Humm "singing in the rain"

    Ten things you shouldn't do as a manager in McDonalds.

    1. After sex with wife, mistakenly say "Do you want fries with that"?
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    Ten things you shouldn't do as a manager in McDonalds.

    1. After sex with wife, mistakenly say "Do you want fries with that"?
    2. Say that ketchup works just fine as a whipped cream substitute while having sex with the SO.

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    Ten things you shouldn't do as a manager in McDonalds.

    1. After sex with wife, mistakenly say "Do you want fries with that"?
    2. Say that ketchup works just fine as a whipped cream substitute while having sex with the SO.
    3. Reveal that the fish sandwiches and the apple pie are in fact, the same item.
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    Ten things you shouldn't do as a manager in McDonalds.

    1. After sex with wife, mistakenly say "Do you want fries with that"?
    2. Say that ketchup works just fine as a whipped cream substitute while having sex with the SO.
    3. Reveal that the fish sandwiches and the apple pie are in fact, the same item.
    4. Mention to an employee in front of the customers that you lost your filling in one of the salads but, don't know which one.

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    Ten things you shouldn't do as a manager in McDonalds.

    1. After sex with wife, mistakenly say "Do you want fries with that"?
    2. Say that ketchup works just fine as a whipped cream substitute while having sex with the SO.
    3. Reveal that the fish sandwiches and the apple pie are in fact, the same item.
    4. Mention to an employee in front of the customers that you lost your filling in one of the salads but, don't know which one.
    5. Dress up as Ronald McDonald and run down the street pushing kids into traffic

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    Ten things you shouldn't do as a manager in McDonalds.

    1. After sex with wife, mistakenly say "Do you want fries with that"?
    2. Say that ketchup works just fine as a whipped cream substitute while having sex with the SO.
    3. Reveal that the fish sandwiches and the apple pie are in fact, the same item.
    4. Mention to an employee in front of the customers that you lost your filling in one of the salads but, don't know which one.
    5. Dress up as Ronald McDonald and run down the street pushing kids into traffic
    6. Hand someone there cheeseburgers then snicker and say "I sneezed on that one"

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    Ten things you shouldn't do as a manager in McDonalds.

    1. After sex with wife, mistakenly say "Do you want fries with that"?
    2. Say that ketchup works just fine as a whipped cream substitute while having sex with the SO.
    3. Reveal that the fish sandwiches and the apple pie are in fact, the same item.
    4. Mention to an employee in front of the customers that you lost your filling in one of the salads but, don't know which one.
    5. Dress up as Ronald McDonald and run down the street pushing kids into traffic
    6. Hand someone there cheeseburgers then snicker and say "I sneezed on that one"
    7. Ask him whether can I eat Burger King's fries with McDonald's chili sauce.

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    Loved your answer, Glitter! Sounds like an episode of JackA$$.

    Ten things you shouldn't do as a manager in McDonalds.

    1. After sex with wife, mistakenly say "Do you want fries with that"?
    2. Say that ketchup works just fine as a whipped cream substitute while having sex with the SO.
    3. Reveal that the fish sandwiches and the apple pie are in fact, the same item.
    4. Mention to an employee in front of the customers that you lost your filling in one of the salads but, don't know which one.
    5. Dress up as Ronald McDonald and run down the street pushing kids into traffic
    6. Hand someone there cheeseburgers then snicker and say "I sneezed on that one"
    7. Ask him whether can I eat Burger King's fries with McDonald's chili sauce.
    8. Ask if it's okay if you stick around til closing time so you can dumpster dive.
    (oops, that's not exactly a "manager" answer....)

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