Ten things you shouldn't do at a fancy restaurant: (sorry if this one has been done before)
1. Ask the wait staff to watch your kids while you catch a movie.
2. Let 10 really large spiders roam around the restraunt, then run out.
3. Bring your 'best buds', the roaches from the film "Joes Apartment" because the film ruined their careers.
4. Belch and pick at your teeth.
5. Ask the manager for a discount on your meal.
6. When you receive your bill, say " No way I'm paying THAT!" The food wasn't even that great"
7. Loosen your belt when you are full.
8. Stuff yourself even when you are on the brink of bursting because the meal costs a bomb.