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    Ten things you shouldn't do at a fancy restaurant: (sorry if this one has been done before)
    1. Ask the wait staff to watch your kids while you catch a movie.
    2. Let 10 really large spiders roam around the restraunt, then run out.
    3. Bring your 'best buds', the roaches from the film "Joes Apartment" because the film ruined their careers.
    4. Belch and pick at your teeth.
    5. Ask the manager for a discount on your meal.
    6. When you receive your bill, say " No way I'm paying THAT!" The food wasn't even that great"
    7. Loosen your belt when you are full.
    8. Stuff yourself even when you are on the brink of bursting because the meal costs a bomb.
    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

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    Ten things you shouldn't do at a fancy restaurant: (sorry if this one has been done before)
    1. Ask the wait staff to watch your kids while you catch a movie.
    2. Let 10 really large spiders roam around the restraunt, then run out.
    3. Bring your 'best buds', the roaches from the film "Joes Apartment" because the film ruined their careers.
    4. Belch and pick at your teeth.
    5. Ask the manager for a discount on your meal.
    6. When you receive your bill, say " No way I'm paying THAT!" The food wasn't even that great"
    7. Loosen your belt when you are full.
    8. Stuff yourself even when you are on the brink of bursting because the meal costs a bomb.
    9. Say to a stranger at the next table, "hey, buddy. That looks good. Pass it here so I can try some.

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    Ten things you shouldn't do at a fancy restaurant: (sorry if this one has been done before)
    1. Ask the wait staff to watch your kids while you catch a movie.
    2. Let 10 really large spiders roam around the restraunt, then run out.
    3. Bring your 'best buds', the roaches from the film "Joes Apartment" because the film ruined their careers.
    4. Belch and pick at your teeth.
    5. Ask the manager for a discount on your meal.
    6. When you receive your bill, say " No way I'm paying THAT!" The food wasn't even that great"
    7. Loosen your belt when you are full.
    8. Stuff yourself even when you are on the brink of bursting because the meal costs a bomb.
    9. Say to a stranger at the next table, "hey, buddy. That looks good. Pass it here so I can try some.
    10. Get drunk and sing loudly.

    10 things you shouldn't do while waiting for a vacant toilet cubicle
    1. Say, "Are you giving birth in there or what?!"
    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

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    10 things you shouldn't do while waiting for a vacant toilet cubicle
    1. Say, "Are you giving birth in there or what?!"
    2. Decide the wait is too long and use the sink instead.

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    10 things you shouldn't do while waiting for a vacant toilet cubicle
    1. Say, "Are you giving birth in there or what?!"
    2. Decide the wait is too long and use the sink instead. <-- EEW...
    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

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    10 things you shouldn't do while waiting for a vacant toilet cubicle
    1. Say, "Are you giving birth in there or what?!"
    2. Decide the wait is too long and use the sink instead. <-- EEW...
    3. Throw tear gas into the cubicle.
    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

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    10 things you shouldn't do while waiting for a vacant toilet cubicle
    1. Say, "Are you giving birth in there or what?!"
    2. Decide the wait is too long and use the sink instead. <-- EEW...
    3. Throw tear gas into the cubicle.
    4. Ask, "did you drown in there?"

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    10 things you shouldn't do while waiting for a vacant toilet cubicle
    1. Say, "Are you giving birth in there or what?!"
    2. Decide the wait is too long and use the sink instead. <-- EEW...
    3. Throw tear gas into the cubicle.
    4. Ask, "did you drown in there?"
    5. Poke your head under the cubicle door, look straight at the person and say with a serious face "aren't you done?...don't make me come in there..."

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    10 things you shouldn't do while waiting for a vacant toilet cubicle
    1. Say, "Are you giving birth in there or what?!"
    2. Decide the wait is too long and use the sink instead. <-- EEW...
    3. Throw tear gas into the cubicle.
    4. Ask, "did you drown in there?"
    5. Poke your head under the cubicle door, look straight at the person and say with a serious face "aren't you done?...don't make me come in there..."
    6. Tell the person he/she is on candid camera and should leave ASAP.

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    10 things you shouldn't do while waiting for a vacant toilet cubicle
    1. Say, "Are you giving birth in there or what?!"
    2. Decide the wait is too long and use the sink instead. <-- EEW...
    3. Throw tear gas into the cubicle.
    4. Ask, "did you drown in there?"
    5. Poke your head under the cubicle door, look straight at the person and say with a serious face "aren't you done?...don't make me come in there..."
    6. Tell the person he/she is on candid camera and should leave ASAP.
    7. Turn on all the water faucets to facilitate matters.
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