10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You Happen to One Day Find Osama Bin Laden
1. Say "Can I have your autograph? I've been dying to meet you!"
2. Sit on his lap, pull on his beard and tell him what you want for christmas.
3. Pretend to be George W. Bush.
4. Paint on his cheeks and on his forehead.
5. Invite him over to a Passover seder.
6. Ask him how did he create the bombs, and then persuade him to show you **boom!!!***
7. ask to see his wives... i mean without their burquas and moustaches.