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    10 Things you shouldn't say/ask when you look at someone's picture of their baby:

    1. Did you take this picture at the zoo?
    2. Are you sure it's yours? It looks like the guy we saw her with a few months ago.
    3. Beauty isn't everything.

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    10 Things you shouldn't say/ask when you look at someone's picture of their baby:

    1. Did you take this picture at the zoo?
    2. Are you sure it's yours? It looks like the guy we saw her with a few months ago.
    3. Beauty isn't everything.
    4. How long do you think it will be before her skins turns a normal color?

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    10 Things you shouldn't say/ask when you look at someone's picture of their baby:

    1. Did you take this picture at the zoo?
    2. Are you sure it's yours? It looks like the guy we saw her with a few months ago.
    3. Beauty isn't everything.
    4. How long do you think it will be before her skins turns a normal color?
    5. They shouldn't have used the prongs to pull him out when the head is so soft.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FinallyHere
    10 Things You Shouldn't Do On Job Interview

    1. Ask when your first vacation is
    2. Ask about maternity or patrinity leave and how soon can a new person get it.
    3. Ask what the company policy is on executives having intra-office relationships with their secretaries and if you are able to conduct interviews and choose your own sexretary.

    4. Pick your nose and clean it on his desk blotter. (I got that idea from looking at someones avatar).
    5. Ask if the company has a firewall installed to disable people from surfing the Internet for porn during business hours.
    6. As if anyone had been caught embezzling.
    7. Ask the interviewer "you don't mind, do you?" as you light a cigarette.

    What's the matter, my # 7 was no good???
    Some people are like slinkies, they're useless until you push them down the stairs.

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    10 Things you shouldn't say/ask when you look at someone's picture of their baby:

    1. Did you take this picture at the zoo?
    2. Are you sure it's yours? It looks like the guy we saw her with a few months ago.
    3. Beauty isn't everything.
    4. How long do you think it will be before her skins turns a normal color?
    5. They shouldn't have used the prongs to pull him out when the head is so soft.
    6. I bet that when she grows up she will have a "really nice personality".
    Last edited by Daddio; 11-24-2003 at 02:39 PM.

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    It's just fine. I would guess that it was not copied in error. Sorry, it happened. I'm sure he did not realize it.

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    10 Things you shouldn't say/ask when you look at someone's picture of their baby:

    1. Did you take this picture at the zoo?
    2. Are you sure it's yours? It looks like the guy we saw her with a few months ago.
    3. Beauty isn't everything.
    4. How long do you think it will be before her skins turns a normal color?
    5. They shouldn't have used the prongs to pull him out when the head is so soft.
    6. I bet that when she grows up she will have a "really nice personality".
    7. Maybe he'll be the poetic type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eldee
    It's just fine. I would guess that it was not copied in error. Sorry, it happened. I'm sure he did not realize it.

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    So sorry Finallyhere. Totally unintentional. Sometimes it happens when two people are posting at once and the thread is moving quickly. You answer was fine and very funny.

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    [QUOTE=eldee]10 Things you shouldn't say/ask when you look at someone's picture of their baby:

    1. Did you take this picture at the zoo?
    2. Are you sure it's yours? It looks like the guy we saw her with a few months ago.
    3. Beauty isn't everything.
    4. How long do you think it will be before her skins turns a normal color?
    5. They shouldn't have used the prongs to pull him out when the head is so soft.
    6. I bet that when she grows up she will have a "really nice personality".
    7. Maybe he'll be the poetic type.
    8. You know in India they still pre-arrange marriages right from birth. Maybe there is something to that.

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    10 Things you shouldn't say/ask when you look at someone's picture of their baby:

    1. Did you take this picture at the zoo?
    2. Are you sure it's yours? It looks like the guy we saw her with a few months ago.
    3. Beauty isn't everything.
    4. How long do you think it will be before her skins turns a normal color?
    5. They shouldn't have used the prongs to pull him out when the head is so soft.
    6. I bet that when she grows up she will have a "really nice personality".
    7. Maybe he'll be the poetic type.
    8. You know in India they still pre-arrange marriages right from birth. Maybe there is something to that
    9. Don't worry, he'll grow into his head

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