Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do at the summer fair/exhibition.
1. Shave the Lady with a Beard.
2. Ride the Fireball after a corndog eating contest
3. Hit on one of the "carnies"
4. Run into the bull-riding ring wearing Little Red Riding Hood's cape
5. Wear high-heels.
6. Peruse the Fair Guide in the porta-potty