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    Ten things Saddam should not do:
    1. Talk about his passing resemblance to Nick Nolte.
    2. Say that he's a changed man.
    3. say "I'm not really Saddam, i'm actually OBL"
    4. Say "Were you looking for me?"
    5. Say "Technically I surrendered...so wheres my $25 million?"
    6. Say, "But it was just a harmless game of hide-and-seek!"
    7. Ask "So who won that Survivor anyways? I hope it wasn't that jackass Jon!"

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    Ten things Saddam should not do:
    1. Talk about his passing resemblance to Nick Nolte.
    2. Say that he's a changed man.
    3. say "I'm not really Saddam, i'm actually OBL"
    4. Say "Were you looking for me?"
    5. Say "Technically I surrendered...so wheres my $25 million?"
    6. Say, "But it was just a harmless game of hide-and-seek!"
    7. Ask "So who won that Survivor anyways? I hope it wasn't that jackass Jon"
    8. Say "I want to negotiate." (oh wait, he already did that)

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    Ten things Saddam should not do:
    1. Talk about his passing resemblance to Nick Nolte.
    2. Say that he's a changed man.
    3. say "I'm not really Saddam, i'm actually OBL"
    4. Say "Were you looking for me?"
    5. Say "Technically I surrendered...so wheres my $25 million?"
    6. Say, "But it was just a harmless game of hide-and-seek!"
    7. Ask "So who won that Survivor anyways? I hope it wasn't that jackass Jon"
    8. Say "I want to negotiate." (oh wait, he already did that)
    9. Say "we'll see who gets the last laugh."

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    Ten things Saddam should not do:
    1. Talk about his passing resemblance to Nick Nolte.
    2. Say that he's a changed man.
    3. say "I'm not really Saddam, i'm actually OBL"
    4. Say "Were you looking for me?"
    5. Say "Technically I surrendered...so wheres my $25 million?"
    6. Say, "But it was just a harmless game of hide-and-seek!"
    7. Ask "So who won that Survivor anyways? I hope it wasn't that jackass Jon"
    8. Say "I want to negotiate." (oh wait, he already did that)
    9. Say "Do I look cute in my new look ?"

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    Ten things Saddam should not do:
    1. Talk about his passing resemblance to Nick Nolte.
    2. Say that he's a changed man.
    3. say "I'm not really Saddam, i'm actually OBL"
    4. Say "Were you looking for me?"
    5. Say "Technically I surrendered...so wheres my $25 million?"
    6. Say, "But it was just a harmless game of hide-and-seek!"
    7. Ask "So who won that Survivor anyways? I hope it wasn't that jackass Jon"
    8. Say "I want to negotiate." (oh wait, he already did that)
    9. Say "Do I look cute in my new look ?"
    10. Pretend to be Santa, including saying "Ho ho ho!"

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You Happen to One Day Find Osama Bin Laden

    1. Say "Can I have your autograph? I've been dying to meet you!"

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You Happen to One Day Find Osama Bin Laden

    1. Say "Can I have your autograph? I've been dying to meet you!"
    2. Sit on his lap, pull on his beard and tell him what you want for christmas.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You Happen to One Day Find Osama Bin Laden

    1. Say "Can I have your autograph? I've been dying to meet you!"
    2. Sit on his lap, pull on his beard and tell him what you want for christmas.
    3. Pretend to be George W. Bush.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You Happen to One Day Find Osama Bin Laden

    1. Say "Can I have your autograph? I've been dying to meet you!"
    2. Sit on his lap, pull on his beard and tell him what you want for christmas.
    3. Pretend to be George W. Bush.
    4. Paint on his cheeks and on his forehead.
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You Happen to One Day Find Osama Bin Laden

    1. Say "Can I have your autograph? I've been dying to meet you!"
    2. Sit on his lap, pull on his beard and tell him what you want for christmas.
    3. Pretend to be George W. Bush.
    4. Paint on his cheeks and on his forehead.
    5. Invite him over to a Passover seder.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You Happen to One Day Find Osama Bin Laden

    1. Say "Can I have your autograph? I've been dying to meet you!"
    2. Sit on his lap, pull on his beard and tell him what you want for christmas.
    3. Pretend to be George W. Bush.
    4. Paint on his cheeks and on his forehead.
    5. Invite him over to a Passover seder.
    6. Ask him how did he create the bombs, and then persuade him to show you **boom!!!***

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