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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do While On Vacation.

    1. Try to impress the border patrol with your comedy sketch
    2. Dress like a tourist
    3. Laundry
    4. Ask immigration if you need to declare your home made bomb.
    5. Phone the office to see what work you can do.
    6. Get arrested.

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do While On Vacation.

    1. Try to impress the border patrol with your comedy sketch
    2. Dress like a tourist
    3. Laundry
    4. Ask immigration if you need to declare your home made bomb.
    5. Phone the office to see what work you can do.
    6. Get arrested.
    7. Find a bloody knife in your daughter's backpack and then take it home across the border before you say anything about it. (re: mexican murders)
    Live simply ~ Love generously~ Care deeply~ Speak kindly

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    10 things you shouldn't do while skydiving:
    1. Develop a sudden fear of pulling strings
    2. Forget to pull the string!
    Remember that you only live once, and if you do it just right, once is just enough.

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do While On Vacation.

    1. Try to impress the border patrol with your comedy sketch
    2. Dress like a tourist
    3. Laundry
    4. Ask immigration if you need to declare your home made bomb.
    5. Phone the office to see what work you can do.
    6. Get arrested.
    7. Find a bloody knife in your daughter's backpack and then take it home across the border before you say anything about it. (re: mexican murders)
    8. Get drunk.
    Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
    Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison...

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do While On Vacation.

    1. Try to impress the border patrol with your comedy sketch
    2. Dress like a tourist
    3. Laundry
    4. Ask immigration if you need to declare your home made bomb.
    5. Phone the office to see what work you can do.
    6. Get arrested.
    7. Find a bloody knife in your daughter's backpack and then take it home across the border before you say anything about it. (re: mexican murders)
    8. Get drunk.
    9. Forget to come OFF of vacation

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do While On Vacation.

    1. Try to impress the border patrol with your comedy sketch
    2. Dress like a tourist
    3. Laundry
    4. Ask immigration if you need to declare your home made bomb.
    5. Phone the office to see what work you can do.
    6. Get arrested.
    7. Find a bloody knife in your daughter's backpack and then take it home across the border before you say anything about it. (re: mexican murders)
    8. Get drunk.
    9. Forget to come OFF of vacation
    10. Go to a war-torn country and get caught in the crossfire

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do During a Heat Wave:
    1. Sleep with an electric blanket.
    Live simply ~ Love generously~ Care deeply~ Speak kindly

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do During a Heat Wave:
    1. Sleep with an electric blanket.
    2. Get a head start on your Christmas baking.

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do During a Heat Wave:
    1. Sleep with an electric blanket.
    2. Get a head start on your Christmas baking.
    3. Wear all black.
    Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
    Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison...

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do During a Heat Wave:
    1. Sleep with an electric blanket.
    2. Get a head start on your Christmas baking.
    3. Wear all black.
    4. Jog or walk without drinking lots of water.
    "At the beach, life is different. Time doesn't move hour to hour but mood to moment. We live by the currents, plan by the tides, and follow the sun." - anonymous

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Do During a Heat Wave:

    1. Sleep with an electric blanket.
    2. Get a head start on your Christmas baking.
    3. Wear all black.
    4. Jog or walk without drinking lots of water.
    5. Rob a bank and use the heat wave as your defense

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