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    Ten things you shouldn't brag about.
    1. "who you know..."
    2. "Ooh... My husband just bought me this diamond rings... Look aren't they shiny ? Ooh... It only cost him A LITTLE..."
    3. Operation scars
    4. How fast you can burp the alphabet
    GROSS.....
    5. How you found a way to break out of prison.
    6. How many ex-wives you are supporting through alimony.

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    Ten things you shouldn't brag about.
    1. "who you know..."
    2. "Ooh... My husband just bought me this diamond rings... Look aren't they shiny ? Ooh... It only cost him A LITTLE..."
    3. Operation scars
    4. How fast you can burp the alphabet
    GROSS.....
    5. How you found a way to break out of prison.
    6. How many ex-wives you are supporting through alimony.
    7. Claiming your dog as a dependent on your tax return,
    There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. -Ken Olsen

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    Ten things you shouldn't brag about.
    1. "who you know..."
    2. "Ooh... My husband just bought me this diamond rings... Look aren't they shiny ? Ooh... It only cost him A LITTLE..."
    3. Operation scars
    4. How fast you can burp the alphabet
    GROSS.....
    5. How you found a way to break out of prison.
    6. How many ex-wives you are supporting through alimony.
    7. Claiming your dog as a dependent on your tax return
    8. How many times you've failed the first grade.

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    Ten things you shouldn't brag about.
    1. "who you know..."
    2. "Ooh... My husband just bought me this diamond rings... Look aren't they shiny ? Ooh... It only cost him A LITTLE..."
    3. Operation scars
    4. How fast you can burp the alphabet
    GROSS.....
    5. How you found a way to break out of prison.
    6. How many ex-wives you are supporting through alimony.
    7. Claiming your dog as a dependent on your tax return
    8. How many times you've failed the first grade.
    9. How many girlfriends you have dated in the past month.

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    Ten things you shouldn't brag about.
    1. "who you know..."
    2. "Ooh... My husband just bought me this diamond rings... Look aren't they shiny ? Ooh... It only cost him A LITTLE..."
    3. Operation scars
    4. How fast you can burp the alphabet
    5. How you found a way to break out of prison.
    6. How many ex-wives you are supporting through alimony.
    7. Claiming your dog as a dependent on your tax return
    8. How many times you've failed the first grade.
    9. How many girlfriends you have dated in the past month.
    10. I am Saddam Hussein.

    Ten things Saddam should not do:
    1. Talk about his passing resemblance to Nick Nolte.
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    Ten things Saddam should not do:
    1. Talk about his passing resemblance to Nick Nolte.
    2. Say that he's a changed man.

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    Ten things Saddam should not do:
    1. Talk about his passing resemblance to Nick Nolte.
    2. Say that he's a changed man.
    3. say "I'm not really Saddam, i'm actually OBL"
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    Ten things Saddam should not do:
    1. Talk about his passing resemblance to Nick Nolte.
    2. Say that he's a changed man.
    3. say "I'm not really Saddam, i'm actually OBL"
    4. Say "Were you looking for me?"
    There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. -Ken Olsen

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    Ten things Saddam should not do:
    1. Talk about his passing resemblance to Nick Nolte.
    2. Say that he's a changed man.
    3. say "I'm not really Saddam, i'm actually OBL"
    4. Say "Were you looking for me?"
    5. Say "Technically I surrendered...so wheres my $25 million?"

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    Ten things Saddam should not do:
    1. Talk about his passing resemblance to Nick Nolte.
    2. Say that he's a changed man.
    3. say "I'm not really Saddam, i'm actually OBL"
    4. Say "Were you looking for me?"
    5. Say "Technically I surrendered...so wheres my $25 million?"
    6. Say, "But it was just a harmless game of hide-and-seek!"
    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

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