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    Name 10 things you would say to your boss if you could.

    1. I just won $1million and I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
    2. NO I will not sit down and show you how to do basic Windows tasks. I am not the help desk - take a class you idiot!
    3. When is our next raise?
    4. I don't understand how you became the boss because you stink at it.
    5. So, do you want to be my sex buddy? I mean, if you weren't married and all.
    6. Just because you are short and never got picked for any sports teams doesn't mean you have to be a dink all the time
    7. I'm taking over your job
    8. dingleberry
    9. You are not better than me

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    Name 10 things you would say to your boss if you could.

    1. I just won $1million and I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
    2. NO I will not sit down and show you how to do basic Windows tasks. I am not the help desk - take a class you idiot!
    3. When is our next raise?
    4. I don't understand how you became the boss because you stink at it.
    5. So, do you want to be my sex buddy? I mean, if you weren't married and all.
    6. Just because you are short and never got picked for any sports teams doesn't mean you have to be a dink all the time
    7. I'm taking over your job
    8. dingleberry
    9. You are not better than me
    10. You and I both know how you're keeping your job.

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't say to a US Postal Worker.
    1. Now, put that gun away and go do your job!
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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't say to a US Postal Worker.
    1. Now, put that gun away and go do your job!
    2. Your timing is perfect--my dog hasn't had his lunch yet.
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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't say to a US Postal Worker.
    1. Now, put that gun away and go do your job!
    2. Your timing is perfect--my dog hasn't had his lunch yet.
    3. For my 39 cents, this better get there with the speed of light, you hack!!!
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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't say to a US Postal Worker.
    1. Now, put that gun away and go do your job!
    2. Your timing is perfect--my dog hasn't had his lunch yet.
    3. For my 39 cents, this better get there with the speed of light, you hack!!!
    4. Give me my mail before I go all postal on your @ss.

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't say to a US Postal Worker.
    1. Now, put that gun away and go do your job!
    2. Your timing is perfect--my dog hasn't had his lunch yet.
    3. For my 39 cents, this better get there with the speed of light, you hack!!!
    4. Give me my mail before I go all postal on your @ss.
    5. This letter better arrive TODAY, or else!
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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't say to a US Postal Worker.
    1. Now, put that gun away and go do your job!
    2. Your timing is perfect--my dog hasn't had his lunch yet.
    3. For my 39 cents, this better get there with the speed of light, you hack!!!
    4. Give me my mail before I go all postal on your @ss.
    5. This letter better arrive TODAY, or else!
    7. You know that child across the street looks a lot like you. Yours?

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't say to a US Postal Worker.
    1. Now, put that gun away and go do your job!
    2. Your timing is perfect--my dog hasn't had his lunch yet.
    3. For my 39 cents, this better get there with the speed of light, you hack!!!
    4. Give me my mail before I go all postal on your @ss.
    5. This letter better arrive TODAY, or else!
    7. You know that child across the street looks a lot like you. Yours?
    8. How many stamps do I need to send a white elephant to the government?
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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't say to a US Postal Worker.
    1. Now, put that gun away and go do your job!
    2. Your timing is perfect--my dog hasn't had his lunch yet.
    3. For my 39 cents, this better get there with the speed of light, you hack!!!
    4. Give me my mail before I go all postal on your @ss.
    5. This letter better arrive TODAY, or else!
    7. You know that child across the street looks a lot like you. Yours?
    8. How many stamps do I need to send a white elephant to the government?
    9. So, did you notice if that one had powder in it?

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't say to a US Postal Worker.
    1. Now, put that gun away and go do your job!
    2. Your timing is perfect--my dog hasn't had his lunch yet.
    3. For my 39 cents, this better get there with the speed of light, you hack!!!
    4. Give me my mail before I go all postal on your @ss.
    5. This letter better arrive TODAY, or else!
    7. You know that child across the street looks a lot like you. Yours?
    8. How many stamps do I need to send a white elephant to the government?
    9. So, did you notice if that one had powder in it?
    10, So, steal any interesting stuff?

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't do or say at a Superbowl Party.
    1. I just love hockey, don't you?
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