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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say to your next-door neighbor...

    1. Call animal control about his dog's insistent barking without first talking to each other about it.
    2. Ask the wife, "can your big, strong husband come over and help me with a few things?"
    3. So when do you think you'll be moving?
    4. Pee on his front lawn
    5. Put a burning cross on his front lawn.
    6. Sleep with their spouse.
    7. Have a party at their house, when they are away on vacation.
    8. Always Sream loud in the mornings
    9. "This was a nice neighborhood until you moved on the block."

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say to your next-door neighbor...

    1. Call animal control about his dog's insistent barking without first talking to each other about it.
    2. Ask the wife, "can your big, strong husband come over and help me with a few things?"
    3. So when do you think you'll be moving?
    4. Pee on his front lawn
    5. Put a burning cross on his front lawn.
    6. Sleep with their spouse.
    7. Have a party at their house, when they are away on vacation.
    8. Always Sream loud in the mornings
    9. "This was a nice neighborhood until you moved on the block."
    10. Ask them if they ever shut their bedroom curtains.

    Name 10 things you would say to your boss if you could.

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    Name 10 things you would say to your boss if you could.

    1. I just won $1million and I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
    Live simply ~ Love generously~ Care deeply~ Speak kindly

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    Name 10 things you would say to your boss if you could.

    1. I just won $1million and I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
    2. NO I will not sit down and show you how to do basic Windows tasks. I am not the help desk - take a class you idiot!

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    Name 10 things you would say to your boss if you could.

    1. I just won $1million and I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
    2. NO I will not sit down and show you how to do basic Windows tasks. I am not the help desk - take a class you idiot!
    3. When is our next raise?
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    Name 10 things you would say to your boss if you could.

    1. I just won $1million and I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
    2. NO I will not sit down and show you how to do basic Windows tasks. I am not the help desk - take a class you idiot!
    3. When is our next raise?
    4. I don't understand how you became the boss because you stink at it.

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    Name 10 things you would say to your boss if you could.

    1. I just won $1million and I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
    2. NO I will not sit down and show you how to do basic Windows tasks. I am not the help desk - take a class you idiot!
    3. When is our next raise?
    4. I don't understand how you became the boss because you stink at it.
    5. So, do you want to be my sex buddy? I mean, if you weren't married and all.
    Live simply ~ Love generously~ Care deeply~ Speak kindly

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    Name 10 things you would say to your boss if you could.

    1. I just won $1million and I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
    2. NO I will not sit down and show you how to do basic Windows tasks. I am not the help desk - take a class you idiot!
    3. When is our next raise?
    4. I don't understand how you became the boss because you stink at it.
    5. So, do you want to be my sex buddy? I mean, if you weren't married and all.
    6. Just because you are short and never got picked for any sports teams doesn't mean you have to be a dink all the time

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    Name 10 things you would say to your boss if you could.

    1. I just won $1million and I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
    2. NO I will not sit down and show you how to do basic Windows tasks. I am not the help desk - take a class you idiot!
    3. When is our next raise?
    4. I don't understand how you became the boss because you stink at it.
    5. So, do you want to be my sex buddy? I mean, if you weren't married and all.
    6. Just because you are short and never got picked for any sports teams doesn't mean you have to be a dink all the time
    7. I'm taking over your job
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    Name 10 things you would say to your boss if you could.

    1. I just won $1million and I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
    2. NO I will not sit down and show you how to do basic Windows tasks. I am not the help desk - take a class you idiot!
    3. When is our next raise?
    4. I don't understand how you became the boss because you stink at it.
    5. So, do you want to be my sex buddy? I mean, if you weren't married and all.
    6. Just because you are short and never got picked for any sports teams doesn't mean you have to be a dink all the time
    7. I'm taking over your job
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