Name 10 things you shouldn't do or say to your next-door neighbor...
1. Call animal control about his dog's insistent barking without first talking to each other about it.
2. Ask the wife, "can your big, strong husband come over and help me with a few things?"
3. So when do you think you'll be moving?
4. Pee on his front lawn
5. Put a burning cross on his front lawn.
6. Sleep with their spouse.
7. Have a party at their house, when they are away on vacation.
8. Always Sream loud in the mornings
9. "This was a nice neighborhood until you moved on the block."