Top Ten Gifts You Shouldn't Give To Your Sweetheart On Valentines Day
1. diet cook book
2. something you really bought for yourself but pretend it's for them
3. a gift card for plastic surgery
4. A cow's heart with a nail hammered into it..with barbed wire wrapped around it.
5. Small kitchen appliance
6. a lifetime supply of "bean-o"
7. Lifetime membership to weight watchers