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    Top Ten Gifts You Shouldn't Give To Your Sweetheart On Valentines Day

    1. diet cook book
    2. something you really bought for yourself but pretend it's for them
    3. a gift card for plastic surgery
    4. A cow's heart with a nail hammered into it..with barbed wire wrapped around it.
    5. Small kitchen appliance
    6. a lifetime supply of "bean-o"
    7. Lifetime membership to weight watchers
    - The Dean Martin Show -

    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    Top Ten Gifts You Shouldn't Give To Your Sweetheart On Valentines Day

    1. diet cook book
    2. something you really bought for yourself but pretend it's for them
    3. a gift card for plastic surgery
    4. A cow's heart with a nail hammered into it..with barbed wire wrapped around it.
    5. Small kitchen appliance
    6. a lifetime supply of "bean-o"
    7. Lifetime membership to weight watchers
    8. an STD/SID
    Live simply ~ Love generously~ Care deeply~ Speak kindly

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    Top Ten Gifts You Shouldn't Give To Your Sweetheart On Valentines Day

    1. diet cook book
    2. something you really bought for yourself but pretend it's for them
    3. a gift card for plastic surgery
    4. A cow's heart with a nail hammered into it..with barbed wire wrapped around it.
    5. Small kitchen appliance
    6. a lifetime supply of "bean-o"
    7. Lifetime membership to weight watchers
    8. an STD/SID
    9. A pregnant cat (the gift that keeps on giving)
    "The road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination."
    --Marion Zimmer Bradley

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    Top Ten Gifts You Shouldn't Give To Your Sweetheart On Valentines Day

    1. diet cook book
    2. something you really bought for yourself but pretend it's for them
    3. a gift card for plastic surgery
    4. A cow's heart with a nail hammered into it..with barbed wire wrapped around it.
    5. Small kitchen appliance
    6. a lifetime supply of "bean-o"
    7. Lifetime membership to weight watchers
    8. an STD/SID
    9. A pregnant cat (the gift that keeps on giving)
    10. A huge slap across the face from your sweetheart. (That would be so suck.)

    10 things you shouldn't say to Jennifer Aniston.
    1). "Are you jealous of Angelina Jolie?"
    Stop the world! I want to get off!

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    10 things you shouldn't say to Jennifer Aniston.
    1). "Are you jealous of Angelina Jolie?"
    2. How about them babies now, jenn?
    Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
    Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison...

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    10 things you shouldn't say to Jennifer Aniston.

    1. "Are you jealous of Angelina Jolie?"
    2. How about them babies now, jenn?
    3. Do you pick your own scripts or does Ross's monkey do it for you?

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    10 things you shouldn't say to Jennifer Aniston.

    1. "Are you jealous of Angelina Jolie?"
    2. How about them babies now, jenn?
    3. Do you pick your own scripts or does Ross's monkey do it for you?
    4. I would have done ANYTHING Brad wanted me to.
    - The Dean Martin Show -

    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    10 things you shouldn't say to Jennifer Aniston.

    1. "Are you jealous of Angelina Jolie?"
    2. How about them babies now, jenn?
    3. Do you pick your own scripts or does Ross's monkey do it for you?
    4. I would have done ANYTHING Brad wanted me to.
    5. Your current honey can't hold a candle to Brad
    "The road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination."
    --Marion Zimmer Bradley

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    10 things you shouldn't say to Jennifer Aniston.

    1. "Are you jealous of Angelina Jolie?"
    2. How about them babies now, jenn?
    3. Do you pick your own scripts or does Ross's monkey do it for you?
    4. I would have done ANYTHING Brad wanted me to.
    5. Your current honey can't hold a candle to Brad
    6. Do you miss your Friends jenn?
    Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
    Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison...

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    10 things you shouldn't say to Jennifer Aniston.

    1. "Are you jealous of Angelina Jolie?"
    2. How about them babies now, jenn?
    3. Do you pick your own scripts or does Ross's monkey do it for you?
    4. I would have done ANYTHING Brad wanted me to.
    5. Your current honey can't hold a candle to Brad
    6. Do you miss your Friends jenn?
    7. And what are you doing for the UN?
    Live simply ~ Love generously~ Care deeply~ Speak kindly

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