Name 10 Things you shouldn't write a song about:
1. The color/texture of any bodily fluids.
2. She was 15 and I was 42
3. "I was typing in my cubicle, oh ring, there goes the phone, my boss is looking for the Penske file, so down the hall I roam, la la la"
4. mmmmbop do do mmmmbop
5. I'm Blue, aba dee aba die