10 things you shouldn't do in the movie theatre:
1. recite the entire movie
2. Shout at the screen as if the actors can hear you.
3. Ask loudly "where's the handle to flush?"
4. Play with your red laser pointer on the screen.
5. Bring your rugrats.
6. Talk on your cell phone.
7. Cut your toenails
8. Make shadow puppets with your hands on the screen
9. Crawl on the floor between the seats looking for your glass eye.
10. Mistake a wad of chewing gum for your missing glass eye on the floor.
Name 10 things you should never tell a mugger:
1. Will you take a check? I'll need to see some ID first ...