10 Things You Shouldn't Do

10 things you shouldn't do in the movie theatre:

1. recite the entire movie
2. Shout at the screen as if the actors can hear you.
3. Ask loudly "where's the handle to flush?"
4. Play with your red laser pointer on the screen.
5. Bring your rugrats.
6. Talk on your cell phone.
7. Cut your toenails
8. Make shadow puppets with your hands on the screen
9. Crawl on the floor between the seats looking for your glass eye.
10. Mistake a wad of chewing gum for your missing glass eye on the floor.

Name 10 things you should never tell a mugger:

1. Will you take a check? I'll need to see some ID first ...

Name 10 things you should never tell a mugger:

1. Will you take a check? I'll need to see some ID
2. Exclaim, "Hey, I know you!"

Name 10 things you should never tell a mugger:

1. Will you take a check? I'll need to see some ID
2. Exclaim, "Hey, I know you!"
3. "Go ahead, make my day!"

Name 10 things you should never tell a mugger:

1. Will you take a check? I'll need to see some ID
2. Exclaim, "Hey, I know you!"
3. "Go ahead, make my day!"
4. The money is in my pocket *as he digs* no a little to the left...oh...ya right there.....oooohh right there

Name 10 things you should never tell a mugger:

1. Will you take a check? I'll need to see some ID
2. Exclaim, "Hey, I know you!"
3. "Go ahead, make my day!"
4. "You want a piece of me?!"

Name 10 things you should never tell a mugger:

1. Will you take a check? I'll need to see some ID
2. Exclaim, "Hey, I know you!"
3. "Go ahead, make my day!"
4. "You want a piece of me?!"
5. You'll get squat from me, mister.

Name 10 things you should never tell a mugger:

1. Will you take a check? I'll need to see some ID
2. Exclaim, "Hey, I know you!"
3. "Go ahead, make my day!"
4. The money is in my pocket *as he digs* no a little to the left...oh...ya right there.....oooohh right there
5. "You want a piece of me?!"
6. You'll get squat from me, mister.
7. Hold on a second, please... let me just finish these last few answers to the crossword puzzle...

Name 10 things you should never tell a mugger:

1. Will you take a check? I'll need to see some ID
2. Exclaim, "Hey, I know you!"
3. "Go ahead, make my day!"
4. The money is in my pocket *as he digs* no a little to the left...oh...ya right there.....oooohh right there
5. "You want a piece of me?!"
6. You'll get squat from me, mister.
7. Hold on a second, please... let me just finish these last few answers to the crossword puzzle...
8. Don't you know who I am?! I'm the richest person in this town!

Name 10 things you should never tell a mugger:

1. Will you take a check? I'll need to see some ID
2. Exclaim, "Hey, I know you!"
3. "Go ahead, make my day!"
4. The money is in my pocket *as he digs* no a little to the left...oh...ya right there.....oooohh right there
5. "You want a piece of me?!"
6. You'll get squat from me, mister.
7. Hold on a second, please... let me just finish these last few answers to the crossword puzzle...
8. Don't you know who I am?! I'm the richest person in this town!
9. Hey buddy, you're kinda cute...let's say we go back to my place!:smokin

Name 10 things you should never tell a mugger:

1. Will you take a check? I'll need to see some ID
2. Exclaim, "Hey, I know you!"
3. "Go ahead, make my day!"
4. The money is in my pocket *as he digs* no a little to the left...oh...ya right there.....oooohh right there
5. "You want a piece of me?!"
6. You'll get squat from me, mister.
7. Hold on a second, please... let me just finish these last few answers to the crossword puzzle...
8. Don't you know who I am?! I'm the richest person in this town!
9. Hey buddy, you're kinda cute...let's say we go back to my place!
10. Have you invited the Lord into your heart?

Name 10 things you shouldn't wear:

1. A boa .... constrictor, that is.