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    Name 10 Things you should never tell the police:

    1. "I know where you can get some great weed!"
    2. If you think I'm driving impared now, you should have seen me last weekend.
    3. Didn't I see your wife dancing at the local strip club?
    4. I sold this dude some coke and he ripped me off.
    5. Mind if I borrow your gun? I'll bring it back in a few hours!
    6. I got a body in the trunk I need to get rid of... any ideas?
    7. What's the best way to cover scents from the K-9 unit?

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    Name 10 Things you should never tell the police:

    1. "I know where you can get some great weed!"
    2. If you think I'm driving impared now, you should have seen me last weekend.
    3. Didn't I see your wife dancing at the local strip club?
    4. I sold this dude some coke and he ripped me off.
    5. Mind if I borrow your gun? I'll bring it back in a few hours!
    6. I got a body in the trunk I need to get rid of... any ideas?
    7. What's the best way to cover scents from the K-9 unit?
    8. Listen, you're on the take right? How much to say this never happened?
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    Name 10 Things you should never tell the police:

    1. "I know where you can get some great weed!"
    2. If you think I'm driving impared now, you should have seen me last weekend.
    3. Didn't I see your wife dancing at the local strip club?
    4. I sold this dude some coke and he ripped me off.
    5. Mind if I borrow your gun? I'll bring it back in a few hours!
    6. I got a body in the trunk I need to get rid of... any ideas?
    7. What's the best way to cover scents from the K-9 unit?
    8. Listen, you're on the take right? How much to say this never happened?
    9. I used to pay outragous prices for weed, but now I run a grow-show out of my basement.

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    Name 10 Things you should never tell the police:

    1. "I know where you can get some great weed!"
    2. If you think I'm driving impared now, you should have seen me last weekend.
    3. Didn't I see your wife dancing at the local strip club?
    4. I sold this dude some coke and he ripped me off.
    5. Mind if I borrow your gun? I'll bring it back in a few hours!
    6. I got a body in the trunk I need to get rid of... any ideas?
    7. What's the best way to cover scents from the K-9 unit?
    8. Listen, you're on the take right? How much to say this never happened?
    9. I used to pay outragous prices for weed, but now I run a grow-show out of my basement.
    10. 'Handshakes' are $50, but 'Around the World' will cost you a C-note, and 'jackets' are mandatory.

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't try to do by yourself:

    1. Re-wire a light switch with a live circuit.

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't try to do by yourself:

    1. Re-wire a light switch with a live circuit.
    2. Give a cat a pill

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabriel View Post
    Give a cat a pill
    I know just what you mean!

    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't try to do by yourself:
    1. Re-wire a light switch with a live circuit.
    2. Give a cat a pill
    3. Give a cat a bath (shredded skin, anyone?)
    Live simply ~ Love generously~ Care deeply~ Speak kindly

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't try to do by yourself:
    1. Re-wire a light switch with a live circuit.
    2. Give a cat a pill
    3. Give a cat a bath (shredded skin, anyone?)
    4. Climb a ladder when nobody is around to notice if you fall

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't try to do by yourself:
    1. Re-wire a light switch with a live circuit.
    2. Give a cat a pill
    3. Give a cat a bath (shredded skin, anyone?)
    4. Climb a ladder when nobody is around to notice if you fall
    5. Have sex
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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't try to do by yourself:
    1. Re-wire a light switch with a live circuit.
    2. Give a cat a pill
    3. Give a cat a bath (shredded skin, anyone?)
    4. Climb a ladder when nobody is around to notice if you fall
    5. Have sex
    6. Play Monopoly

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    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't try to do by yourself:
    1. Re-wire a light switch with a live circuit.
    2. Give a cat a pill
    3. Give a cat a bath (shredded skin, anyone?)
    4. Climb a ladder when nobody is around to notice if you fall
    5. Have sex
    6. Play Monopoly
    7.Go swimming alone
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