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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your boss

    1. Have you gained weight?
    2. You're a sh1tty boss
    3. Your ex-wife is offering to pay me 25 dollars an hour since you wont.
    4. I'll do anything for a raise... anything... [followed by a seductive wink]
    5. Get me a coffee, and put a little Kahlua in it -- PRONTO!!

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your boss

    1. Have you gained weight?
    2. You're a sh1tty boss
    3. Your ex-wife is offering to pay me 25 dollars an hour since you wont.
    4. I'll do anything for a raise... anything... [followed by a seductive wink]
    5. Get me a coffee, and put a little Kahlua in it -- PRONTO!!
    6. Someday I plan to have your job

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your boss

    1. Have you gained weight?
    2. You're a sh1tty boss
    3. Your ex-wife is offering to pay me 25 dollars an hour since you wont.
    4. I'll do anything for a raise... anything... [followed by a seductive wink]
    5. Get me a coffee, and put a little Kahlua in it -- PRONTO!!
    6. Someday I plan to have your job.
    7. Do it your damn self.

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your boss

    1. Have you gained weight?
    2. You're a sh1tty boss
    3. Your ex-wife is offering to pay me 25 dollars an hour since you wont.
    4. I'll do anything for a raise... anything... [followed by a seductive wink]
    5. Get me a coffee, and put a little Kahlua in it -- PRONTO!!
    6. Someday I plan to have your job.
    7. Do it your damn self.
    8. You're not the boss of me!

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your boss

    1. Have you gained weight?
    2. You're a sh1tty boss
    3. Your ex-wife is offering to pay me 25 dollars an hour since you wont.
    4. I'll do anything for a raise... anything... [followed by a seductive wink]
    5. Get me a coffee, and put a little Kahlua in it -- PRONTO!!
    6. Someday I plan to have your job.
    7. Do it your damn self.
    8. You're not the boss of me!
    9. I had a dream last night where I ran over you with my car repeatedly and then threw you off a cliff. On a completely unrelated note, last night was the best sleep I've gotten in a long while!

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your boss

    1. Have you gained weight?
    2. You're a sh1tty boss
    3. Your ex-wife is offering to pay me 25 dollars an hour since you wont.
    4. I'll do anything for a raise... anything... [followed by a seductive wink]
    5. Get me a coffee, and put a little Kahlua in it -- PRONTO!!
    6. Someday I plan to have your job.
    7. Do it your damn self.
    8. You're not the boss of me!
    9. I had a dream last night where I ran over you with my car repeatedly and then threw you off a cliff. On a completely unrelated note, last night was the best sleep I've gotten in a long while!
    10. Can you go pick my kids up I'm in the middle of solitare.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't give your significant other for their birthday
    1. tummy slimming nylons

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    Name 10 things you shouldn't give your significant other for their birthday
    1. tummy slimming nylons
    2. whoopie cushion (I know this from experience )
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't give your significant other for their birthday
    1. tummy slimming nylons
    2. whoopie cushion (I know this from experience )
    3. A kitchen appliance ( though i'd appreaciate it )
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't give your significant other for their birthday
    1. tummy slimming nylons
    2. whoopie cushion (I know this from experience )
    3. A kitchen appliance ( though i'd appreaciate it )
    4. An eviction notice.
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    Name 10 things you shouldn't give your significant other for their birthday
    1. tummy slimming nylons
    2. whoopie cushion (I know this from experience )
    3. A kitchen appliance ( though i'd appreaciate it )
    4. An eviction notice.
    5. an appointment to see a divorce lawyer.
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