Name 10 things you shouldn't say to your boss
1. Have you gained weight?
2. You're a sh1tty boss
3. Your ex-wife is offering to pay me 25 dollars an hour since you wont.
4. I'll do anything for a raise... anything... [followed by a seductive wink]
5. Get me a coffee, and put a little Kahlua in it -- PRONTO!!