1. Tell the bride you slept with her husband the night before the wedding
2. Show up in a white floor length gown and a veil. "Oh, this old thing!"
3. Get drunk and start taking your clothes off on the dance floor.
4. French kiss the bride.
5. Throw up on the bride
6. Run in the door late wearing a wedding dress yelling at the groom "Honey, I'm sorry I'm late, I got stuck in traffic... wait a minute... you couldn't wait so you got married to some bimbo off the street?"