10 Things You Shouldn't Do

[dfleming2]

1. Tell the bride you slept with her husband the night before the wedding
2. Show up in a white floor length gown and a veil. "Oh, this old thing!"
3. Get drunk and start taking your clothes off on the dance floor.
4. French kiss the bride.
5. Throw up on the bride
6. Run in the door late wearing a wedding dress yelling at the groom "Honey, I'm sorry I'm late, I got stuck in traffic... wait a minute... you couldn't wait so you got married to some bimbo off the street?"

[Daddio]

1. Tell the bride you slept with her husband the night before the wedding
2. Show up in a white floor length gown and a veil. "Oh, this old thing!"
3. Get drunk and start taking your clothes off on the dance floor.
4. French kiss the bride.
5. Throw up on the bride
6. Run in the door late wearing a wedding dress yelling at the groom "Honey, I'm sorry I'm late, I got stuck in traffic... wait a minute... you couldn't wait so you got married to some bimbo off the street?"
7. Take a photo of a sensitive part of your body with the disposable camera left on your table for taking memories (salute to "King of Queens")

[prhoshay]

10 things you shouldn't do at a wedding reception

1. Tell the bride you slept with her husband the night before the wedding
2. Show up in a white floor length gown and a veil. "Oh, this old thing!"
3. Get drunk and start taking your clothes off on the dance floor.
4. French kiss the bride.
5. Throw up on the bride
6. Run in the door late wearing a wedding dress yelling at the groom "Honey, I'm sorry I'm late, I got stuck in traffic... wait a minute... you couldn't wait so you got married to some bimbo off the street?"
7. Take a photo of a sensitive part of your body with the disposable camera left on your table for taking memories (salute to "King of Queens")
8. Jump up and say, "So Okay, I object NOW!!...."

[J.D.]

10 things you shouldn't do at a wedding reception

1. Tell the bride you slept with her husband the night before the wedding
2. Show up in a white floor length gown and a veil. "Oh, this old thing!"
3. Get drunk and start taking your clothes off on the dance floor.
4. French kiss the bride.
5. Throw up on the bride
6. Run in the door late wearing a wedding dress yelling at the groom "Honey, I'm sorry I'm late, I got stuck in traffic... wait a minute... you couldn't wait so you got married to some bimbo off the street?"
7. Take a photo of a sensitive part of your body with the disposable camera left on your table for taking memories (salute to "King of Queens")
8. Jump up and say, "So Okay, I object NOW!!...."
9. Show up late, and drunk
10. ask the bride's father for cab money

Ten things you shouldn't do while talking on the phone:

1. Eat.

[MasterOfPuppets]

Ten things you shouldn't do while talking on the phone:

1. Eat.
2. Sex <- it ends up bad for all 3 people involved

[Dex]

Ten things you shouldn't do while talking on the phone:

1. Eat.
2. Sex <- it ends up bad for all 3 people involved
3. Hold another conversation with someone beside you. It's frustrating.
4. Put someone on hold to answer another incoming call and then forgetting about the person on hold <-- got this from Will & Grace

[J.D.]

Ten things you shouldn't do while talking on the phone:

1. Eat.
2. Sex <- it ends up bad for all 3 people involved
3. Hold another conversation with someone beside you. It's frustrating.
4. Put someone on hold to answer another incoming call and then forgetting about the person on hold <-- got this from Will & Grace
5. flush the toilet

[Clipse]

Ten things you shouldn't do while talking on the phone:

1. Eat.
2. Sex <- it ends up bad for all 3 people involved
3. Hold another conversation with someone beside you. It's frustrating.
4. Put someone on hold to answer another incoming call and then forgetting about the person on hold <-- got this from Will & Grace
5. flush the toilet
6. Go to the bathroom...same idea as 5 but she stole my idea 2 minutes ahead of me

[Jay]

Ten things you shouldn't do while talking on the phone:

1. Eat.
2. Sex <- it ends up bad for all 3 people involved
3. Hold another conversation with someone beside you. It's frustrating.
4. Put someone on hold to answer another incoming call and then forgetting about the person on hold <-- got this from Will & Grace
5. flush the toilet
6. Go to the bathroom...same idea as 5 but she stole my idea 2 minutes ahead of me
7. Perform surgery.

[Dex]

Ten things you shouldn't do while talking on the phone:

1. Eat.
2. Sex <- it ends up bad for all 3 people involved
3. Hold another conversation with someone beside you. It's frustrating.
4. Put someone on hold to answer another incoming call and then forgetting about the person on hold <-- got this from Will & Grace
5. flush the toilet
6. Go to the bathroom...same idea as 5 but she stole my idea 2 minutes ahead of me
7. Perform surgery.
8. Drive.