+ Reply to Thread
Like Tree29Likes

Thread: 10 Things You Shouldn't Do

  1. #3361
    FORT Anomaly
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    252
    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Small Children.

    1. "That's nonsense! Santa was bludgeoned to death years ago by a few disgruntled elves."
    2. It's raining because God is crying ... from something YOU did!
    3. Fluffy's soul is now in a place known as "Pet Hell"

  2. #3362
    Wait, what? ArchieComic Fan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    The Farm
    Posts
    4,736
    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Small Children.

    1. "That's nonsense! Santa was bludgeoned to death years ago by a few disgruntled elves."
    2. It's raining because God is crying ... from something YOU did!
    3. Fluffy's soul is now in a place known as "Pet Hell"
    4. If you're bad, your parents will give you away to the orphanage

  3. #3363
    Amethyst YetiSports7 - Snowboard FreeRide Champion Amy Lee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    whatever
    Age
    30
    Posts
    6,081
    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Small Children.

    1. "That's nonsense! Santa was bludgeoned to death years ago by a few disgruntled elves."
    2. It's raining because God is crying ... from something YOU did!
    3. Fluffy's soul is now in a place known as "Pet Hell"
    4. If you're bad, your parents will give you away to the orphanage
    5. You bleeping bleeping bleep.
    Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
    Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison...

  4. #3364
    FORT Fanatic getreal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    621
    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Small Children.

    1. "That's nonsense! Santa was bludgeoned to death years ago by a few disgruntled elves."
    2. It's raining because God is crying ... from something YOU did!
    3. Fluffy's soul is now in a place known as "Pet Hell"
    4. If you're bad, your parents will give you away to the orphanage
    5. You bleeping bleeping bleep.
    6. If you don't stop sucking your thumb, a monster will come into your room in the middle of the night and cut off your thumbs with a large pair of scissors!

  5. #3365
    FORT Regular eh~mee!'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    CANADA
    Age
    33
    Posts
    92
    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Small Children.

    1. "That's nonsense! Santa was bludgeoned to death years ago by a few disgruntled elves."
    2. It's raining because God is crying ... from something YOU did!
    3. Fluffy's soul is now in a place known as "Pet Hell"
    4. If you're bad, your parents will give you away to the orphanage
    5. You bleeping bleeping bleep.
    6. If you don't stop sucking your thumb, a monster will come into your room in the middle of the night and cut off your thumbs with a large pair of scissors!
    7. Go tell your mom that you sh1t yourself

  6. #3366
    Caged Mah Jongg Solitaire Champion Maveno's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Santa Cruz, CA
    Posts
    7,937
    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Small Children.

    1. "That's nonsense! Santa was bludgeoned to death years ago by a few disgruntled elves."
    2. It's raining because God is crying ... from something YOU did!
    3. Fluffy's soul is now in a place known as "Pet Hell"
    4. If you're bad, your parents will give you away to the orphanage
    5. You bleeping bleeping bleep.
    6. If you don't stop sucking your thumb, a monster will come into your room in the middle of the night and cut off your thumbs with a large pair of scissors!
    7. Go tell your mom that you sh1t yourself
    8. Did you know that when you pick your nose you're actually pulling your brains out?
    All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in
    life that which is unnoticed has the most power.

  7. #3367
    FORT Fogey misskitty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    In the Kat House in Kanada
    Posts
    7,704
    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Small Children.

    1. "That's nonsense! Santa was bludgeoned to death years ago by a few disgruntled elves."
    2. It's raining because God is crying ... from something YOU did!
    3. Fluffy's soul is now in a place known as "Pet Hell"
    4. If you're bad, your parents will give you away to the orphanage
    5. You bleeping bleeping bleep.
    6. If you don't stop sucking your thumb, a monster will come into your room in the middle of the night and cut off your thumbs with a large pair of scissors!
    7. Go tell your mom that you sh1t yourself
    8. Did you know that when you pick your nose you're actually pulling your brains out?
    9. Oh Grow Up!
    Live simply ~ Love generously~ Care deeply~ Speak kindly

  8. #3368
    I see dead people SQUATMAN's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    stuck on an island with creepy ferret faced Ben
    Posts
    2,737
    Name 10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Small Children.

    1. "That's nonsense! Santa was bludgeoned to death years ago by a few disgruntled elves."
    2. It's raining because God is crying ... from something YOU did!
    3. Fluffy's soul is now in a place known as "Pet Hell"
    4. If you're bad, your parents will give you away to the orphanage
    5. You bleeping bleeping bleep.
    6. If you don't stop sucking your thumb, a monster will come into your room in the middle of the night and cut off your thumbs with a large pair of scissors!
    7. Go tell your mom that you sh1t yourself
    8. Did you know that when you pick your nose you're actually pulling your brains out?
    9. Oh Grow Up!
    10. You look just like the mail man.

    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to the elderly.

    1. Look out! The baby boomers are coming!

  9. #3369
    FORT Fogey misskitty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    In the Kat House in Kanada
    Posts
    7,704
    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to the elderly.

    1. Look out! The baby boomers are coming!
    2. Oh Grow Up!
    Live simply ~ Love generously~ Care deeply~ Speak kindly

  10. #3370
    Wait, what? ArchieComic Fan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    The Farm
    Posts
    4,736
    Name 10 things you shouldn't say to the elderly.

    1. Look out! The baby boomers are coming!
    2. Oh Grow Up!
    3. When you die, can I have (insert item from their house here)?

+ Reply to Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.