Name 10 Things you shouldn't do on a cruise ship:
1. Play shuffleboard with a passenger's dentures.
2. Yell "Man overboard"
3. Sing the theme song to "The Love Boat"...
4. Watch the movies "Poseidon Adventure" or "Titanic"
5. Set fire to the life boats
6. Water ski
7. Take secret photos of BbnBama in her teeny weeny bikini and post them on FORT
8. Demonstrate why YOU think it's called the "poop deck".
9. Ask to order in from Pizza Hut.
10 Lock the Captain out of his bridge and throw the key in the ocean.
Name 10 Things that don't taste good in a cup of coffee.
1. toenail clippings