10 things you shouldn't do if a police officer comes to your door
1. Slam the door in his face and scream for everyone to hide.
2. Tell him you already "gave" at the office.
3. Tell him/her to wait a second, turn around and yell "Code Blue!", then turn back, smile sweetly, and ask "What can I do for you officer?"
4. Put on a construction helmet, sunglasses, and some sort of combination of cut-off jeans and/or a ripped open shirt... because you figure there's a Village People event going on.