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10 things you shouldn't do if a police officer comes to your door
1. Slam the door in his face and scream for everyone to hide.
2. Tell him you already "gave" at the office.
3. Tell him/her to wait a second, turn around and yell "Code Blue!", then turn back, smile sweetly, and ask "What can I do for you officer?"
4. Put on a construction helmet, sunglasses, and some sort of combination of cut-off jeans and/or a ripped open shirt... because you figure there's a Village People event going on.
10 things you shouldn't do if a police officer comes to your door
1. Slam the door in his face and scream for everyone to hide.
2. Tell him you already "gave" at the office.
3. Tell him/her to wait a second, turn around and yell "Code Blue!", then turn back, smile sweetly, and ask "What can I do for you officer?"
4. Put on a construction helmet, sunglasses, and some sort of combination of cut-off jeans and/or a ripped open shirt... because you figure there's a Village People event going on.
5. Ask him how big his "nightstick" is.
10 things you shouldn't do if a police officer comes to your door
1. Slam the door in his face and scream for everyone to hide.
2. Tell him you already "gave" at the office.
3. Tell him/her to wait a second, turn around and yell "Code Blue!", then turn back, smile sweetly, and ask "What can I do for you officer?"
4. Put on a construction helmet, sunglasses, and some sort of combination of cut-off jeans and/or a ripped open shirt... because you figure there's a Village People event going on.
5. Ask him how big his "nightstick" is.
6. Offer him/her a doughnut.
10 things you shouldn't do if a police officer comes to your door
1. Slam the door in his face and scream for everyone to hide.
2. Tell him you already "gave" at the office.
3. Tell him/her to wait a second, turn around and yell "Code Blue!", then turn back, smile sweetly, and ask "What can I do for you officer?"
4. Put on a construction helmet, sunglasses, and some sort of combination of cut-off jeans and/or a ripped open shirt... because you figure there's a Village People event going on.
5. Ask him how big his "nightstick" is.
6. Offer him/her a doughnut.
7. Assume the position (y'know, to be frisked) -- before he says anything.
10 things you shouldn't do if a police officer comes to your door
1. Slam the door in his face and scream for everyone to hide.
2. Tell him you already "gave" at the office.
3. Tell him/her to wait a second, turn around and yell "Code Blue!", then turn back, smile sweetly, and ask "What can I do for you officer?"
4. Put on a construction helmet, sunglasses, and some sort of combination of cut-off jeans and/or a ripped open shirt... because you figure there's a Village People event going on.
5. Ask him how big his "nightstick" is.
6. Offer him/her a doughnut.
7. Assume the position (y'know, to be frisked) -- before he says anything.
8. Shoot him with a nerf gun and ask "So how do YOU like it?"
10 things you shouldn't do if a police officer comes to your door
1. Slam the door in his face and scream for everyone to hide.
2. Tell him you already "gave" at the office.
3. Tell him/her to wait a second, turn around and yell "Code Blue!", then turn back, smile sweetly, and ask "What can I do for you officer?"
4. Put on a construction helmet, sunglasses, and some sort of combination of cut-off jeans and/or a ripped open shirt... because you figure there's a Village People event going on.
5. Ask him how big his "nightstick" is.
6. Offer him/her a doughnut.
7. Assume the position (y'know, to be frisked) -- before he says anything.
8. Shoot him with a nerf gun and ask "So how do YOU like it?"
9. Open the door wearing a tomato-sauce-soaked t-shirt and sauce on your face & hands, while holding a butcher's knife (y'know, in the middle of preparing supper).
10 things you shouldn't do if a police officer comes to your door
1. Slam the door in his face and scream for everyone to hide.
2. Tell him you already "gave" at the office.
3. Tell him/her to wait a second, turn around and yell "Code Blue!", then turn back, smile sweetly, and ask "What can I do for you officer?"
4. Put on a construction helmet, sunglasses, and some sort of combination of cut-off jeans and/or a ripped open shirt... because you figure there's a Village People event going on.
5. Ask him how big his "nightstick" is.
6. Offer him/her a doughnut.
7. Assume the position (y'know, to be frisked) -- before he says anything.
8. Shoot him with a nerf gun and ask "So how do YOU like it?"
9. Open the door wearing a tomato-sauce-soaked t-shirt and sauce on your face & hands, while holding a butcher's knife (y'know, in the middle of preparing supper).
10. Slap some handcuffs on him/her and ask them if they wanna "play"!
10 things you shouldn't do while waiting for the doctor to come see you:
1. Lick the tonsil press sticks and put them back in the container
SentFromHeaven You need aOriginally Posted by SentFromHeaven
or a drink
Please read the rules of the game before you play. You need to continue the thread before you, not just add some ideas and then TRIPLE-answer. Sigh
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I'll fix it for you, and we'll continue.
10 things you shouldn't do while waiting for the doctor to come see you:
1. Lick the tonsil press sticks and put them back in the container
2. Jam the chair against the door and scream for help.
3. Act like a retard
4. Yell really loud in the waiting room
5. Blow bubbles with a bubble wand
6. Fall asleep
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